Tuesday, September 29, 2009

 

SOMETHINGS JUST SHOULDN'T BE...


I saw this shit and thought of you JR,not because you are shit or you like shit but because you like Daniel Johnston,I also like Mr.Johnston so you can imagine my disgust at this app.I have never spent a red cent on any kind of app and surely won't be doing so anytime soon so sorry Mr.Jobs.But I can't wait till they come out with the Kurt Cobain "shotgun" app for your I-Phone that would be so ironically fitting it might just be enough to push me over the edge.

Look how cute they made YouTube look like an I-Phone awww shucks.

 

ACTUAL PAIN'S NEWEST OFFERINGS TO THE WORLD.


Hands down my favorite season from Seattle brand Actual Pain that has ever been produced,there are at least like five fucking tees that I need and I hate everything lately.I may or may not have a project in the works with AP in the future I kinda have this self-destruction thing where any time an opportunity or something good gets presented I blow it hopefully TJ can see through my faults and we can get back on track in the mean time go check out the look book shot by my friend Jordan who's been getting mad work lately.

 

"LIFE ISN'T ALWAYS JUST BLACK AND WHITE."

























Here are a few pictures of Seattle's crop of no good dirty bastards (I love you all) from Saturday nights Cafe Vita Party thingy they threw at the historic Stimson-Green Mansion and let me tell you they really gave the kids the keys to the castle with this one.And for how ever much fun I had I regret ever going because I'm a selfish fucking asshole.

photos by FaNKULT.

 

MARK JENKINS "SLEEPERS" PROJECT.


This latest project was recently done in Winston-Salem North Carolina in conjunction with the Southeastern Center for Contemporary Arts check out the rest here.

Ed.Note Mark please come and do a few installations around Seattle.

Monday, September 28, 2009

 

AMERICA'S BEST IDEA THE NATIONAL PARKS.


Well right behind freedom this might be one of the better things America gave to the world,but more importantly ourselves.And Ken Burns new documentary made for PBS which started last night and although was a little on the religious side it still is way worth the watch and will be playing twice a night (8-10 and 10-12) every night for the next week.This really is an amazing piece of history which shows just how beautiful this country is and how important that it was we preserve it for many generations to come and everybody reading this should go google John Muir right now and see just how much he did for this country even though he was born in Scotland.Like any Burns documentary before it's gonna be long winded and probably not appeal to most of your little sound bite brains out there but if your like me and love documentaries,history and America then this week should please you very much.

 

NO NOT THE FUCKING MARSHMALLOWS !!!


The homie Jesse Edwards just came through the shop eating a Viet-Cong sandwich and dropped this little gem on me of the Tourettes Guy in the supermarket enjoy.

 

SKIP I DIDN'T KNOW YOU DID A COLLAB WITH 10 DEEP...

Sunday, September 27, 2009

 

FALL FLYING COFFIN LOOK BOOK.


Yesterday while Jason was jetsetting to exotic locations we were stuck in good ole' Seattle to shoot some photos of the new season of Flying Coffin.It is very rare that Jason is not in total control of his brand so it felt nice that he gave up the reins and allowed me creative direction on this shoot.Jordan Nicholson was behind the camera and the homies Daniel,Huffman,Zloggy,the Aloha Terrorist team of Rob and Mary and myself all got our model on check it out here.

Monday, September 21, 2009

 

WHICH ONE OF THESE STACHES WOULD YOU RATHER OWN?


OR

Yup growing up there were two mustached men that all women wanted and all men envied.They could do no wrong and the world was at the mercy of their hairy upper lips they were Burt Reynolds and Tom Selleck.One was on a Cannonball Run the other was a P.I. and they both were masters of the universe,so my question is guys who would you rather have been and ladies who would you have rather been with let me know and the war begin...

 

UMMM I THINK IT'S PRETTY OBVIOUS WHAT THERE SELLING.




I love it when neon fails.

 

WHAT A WEEKEND FOR FOOTBALL DAWG.

Wow that's all I can say after this weekends win by the Dawgs over perennial powerhouse and number 3 in the country USC.Now for the last two months I have been saying how impressed I was with Steve Sarkisian and how I felt he really had a chance to come in here and raise this sunk ship from the bowels of the Pac-10 basement.But to beat USC in the third game of the season never in a million years would I have guessed that and they even broke the top 25 this week,now let's hope it doesn't go to their head and they like the taste of winning so much that they become young ferocious killing I mean winning machines.And then the Giants go down into Texas and their brand new "Palace in Dallas" billion plus dollar stadium and rip the still beating heart out of the Cowboys and George Bush with Eli Manning orchestrating a beautiful two minute drill driving them all the way down the turf for a last second game winning field goal to silence 100,000 plus people in an instant,god when sports are good they are so good.Too bad the Seahawks had zero offense and lost to division rival San Francisco but after those other two games I almost don't even care.


Ed.Note How many people want to see the rule changed about icing the kicker with a timeout a milla-second before he kicks it,I think it's a bullshit rule that kills the suspense and drama of the last second win but that's just me and I have no say.

Friday, September 18, 2009

 

I-CHAT YOU-CHAT WE ALL-CHAT OF THE WEEK.


Here's one of the many deeply intellectual conversations between me and my fellow employee Launch Pad.

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Thursday, September 17, 2009

 

"I'M IN DA BUILDING AND I'M FEELING MYSELF."

 

WELL SO MUCH FOR THE NEXT GENERATION.


And the cycle of ignorance and apathy continues with this newest generation and I bet they read Publik Hair too.

 

I MAY NOT LOVE THEIR MUSIC BUT...


Can you imagine all the versions out there where people actually recorded their own music on one side of this tape I would love to hear some of em.There are all these half DK half who ever the fuck tapes floating around how cool is that for a band to do,especially since they were trying to stick it to the record industry job well done genius I miss shit like this.

 

I'M GUESSING SHE'S NETHER A VEGETARIAN OR A LESBIAN.

 

FIVE NEW BOOK THAT I ADDED TO THE LIBRARY.


"Moonmilk"

By Ryan McGinley first edition paper back.


"Human Nature Dub Version"

By Glenn O'Brien and Richard Prince first edition hard cover in slip case.


"Man Eater"

By Aurel Schmidt first edition paper back.


"Collective Volume 1"

By Trash Talk first edition paper back.


"Jeff Koons"

By Jeff Koons first edition re-print hard cover.

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

 

THIS PICTURE REMINDS ME OF ONE OF THOSE I'M WITH STUPID TEE SHIRTS.

 

PUBLIK HAIR'S QUOTE OF THE WEEK.

"I used to consider myself a member of the Mile High Club until I learned that masturbating in Denver doesn't count."

Noel Sinclair Boyt.

 

GHOST FACE SHOWING AGAIN WHY HE'S THE LAST GROWN MAN IN HIP HOP WORTH CARING ABOUT.


Thanks to one of my all time favorite sites Ignored Prayers for this little gem from our man Tony Starks,also you gotta watch the video of Hitler being mad at Kanye so funny when he talks about how he just bought Air Yeezy's for $800 bucks.

 

TOOL TIME CONTINUES TO GROW OUT OF CONTROL.


What the fuck was Kanye thinking at those stupid Mtv music awards show a few nights ago.Truthfully I could care less about about either of them but come on can we please just have one award show without Kanye fucking geeking it and you all thought he calmed down after South Park think again.I think he had to shave all those lines in his head just to stop it from popping it's so goddamn big I mean if Beyonce' or her husband don't say anything you don't fucking say anything am I right.Not to mention that Taylor Swift is like a little girl and Kanye is supposed to be a grown man and I hate to say it but this is just what he wanted,like we all know there ain't no such thing as bad publicity and fuck now Beyonce' and Taylor can make a song out of it and sell millions.

Monday, September 14, 2009

 

PATRICK SWAYZE REALLY GETS GHOST.


The name sake of the hip hop slang "swayze" is now Dirty Dancing with Jesus (no homo) after a losing bout with cancer at age 57.Now I gotta go watch that part in Gummo where the blind albino girl is talking about how sexy Patrick Swayze is and how she would pay money to touch him god I love that movie,sorry Pat.

Friday, September 11, 2009

 

CAN YOU BELIEVE IT'S ONLY BEEN EIGHT YEARS...


God it feels like two life times since that fateful day but I just wanted everyone to take a minute and remember that feeling you had on the morning of September 11th 2001.Don't ever forget that feeling but certainly don't be scared of that feeling don't let it make your decisions for you just remember that humbling feeling and keep it with you for motivation to live any fucking way you want.

Sunday, September 06, 2009

 

DAMIEN HIRST IN FUED WITH YOUNG ARTIST.


You have got to read this one about the teenage tagger who jacked a box of rare pencils from Damien Hirst "Pharmacy" exhibit which they say was valued at over 500,000 pounds.Then he made a police style wanted poster demanding he still be able to keep selling his Hisrt knock off collages of "For The Fear Of God" on his website or a warning that the pencil's "will be sharpened" if nothing changes by a certain date.Needless to say Hirst and his group of lawyer's got the police involved and the kid is now arrested and being charged with what could be one of the biggest art crimes in history,this shit is so crazy I love it.

read whole story here.

 

SORRY FOR THE LACK OF POST'S BUT...


My head has been else where and I really don't have that much to share with people right now.

 

BUMBERSHOOT AFTER PARTY PARTY.


Tonight Neumos after party for all you soaked Bumbershoot fans that still got some left in your gas tanks.Special guest musician,DJ set by the homie Sean Cee and plenty of give-away's you can R.S.V.P. here if you don't like to pay to get in and who likes that.

Tuesday, September 01, 2009

 

"THE LONELINESS OF THE LONG DISTANCE DRUG RUNNER" BY FaNKULT.





Last week while I was swimming in my pool of sorrow I decided to make a zine to help cope.It's loaded with 48 pages of pain pleasure and everything else you need in this world of bullshit.It might have some inserts it might not and it will come with a hand written page in each zine for that personal touch.It's a first born collectable edition of only 20 so please support THE KULT NOW and welcome to the dysfunctianal fucking family for life...

Available at Goods(Pike),Anne Bonny(Summit),Winner's Circle(Olive),Pilot Books(Broadway).

visit FaNKULT

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