Thursday, January 29, 2009

 

5 THINGS THAT ARE MAKING MY WEEK.

1.Tiger Balm (thanks Uwajimaya)

2.My used red with white polka dot San Marco saddle. (thanks Beers and ReCycled Cycles)

3.The Richard Prince x Wallace Berman show entitled "She" (thanks Michael Kohn Gallery)

4.My new Sag x DQM bag (thanks Goods)

5.The DJ Drama x Gucci Mane Gangsta Grillz mix tape entitled "The Movie" (thanks JR)

 

HIGHWAY HACKERS WARN OF NAZI ZOMBIES.




Saw this over at Wooster and thought it was funny enough for a repost,I love it when people use technology to fuck with things that don't really matter (Eric Elms NYC subway sign manipulation is another great example).

 

STEVEN COLBERT ROASTING BUSH.


This ain't new or anything and not all that topical seeing as though we are done with that retard (thank god) but still it is awesome and if you've never watched it you should invest 10 minutes of your life to see what Democracy really looks like and get a laugh while your at it.

 

ZLOG-BLOG BICYCLE BOW TIE.


Just kidding it is actually made by Wood Wood and German brand Edsor Bow Tie's,but you should go check out the Zlog-Blog anyways and see what's good in the world of bow tie's and bicycles.

Tuesday, January 27, 2009

 

ALL I NEED IS LOVE FROM MY SONS AND DAUGHTERS.


Let go and watch it crawl like bugs on your skin.

 

MIKE HODER SEATTLE BMX RIDER KILLIN IT.


Mike has been killing it for a long time in the 206 I posted his video at the Brooklyn Banks over a year ago throwing down a huge 360 over a railing and almost hitting his head on the overpass (youtube it) if you aint seen it.My boy Tred hipped me to this video a few months back but I slept on it,well let me sleep no longer just watch Mr.Hoder (pre tattoos) kill it and the ender at Garfield is just bonkers I hope he rode that shit straight to Ezell's for some dirty bird playa.

Monday, January 26, 2009

 

TO ALL YOU PROCRASTINATING STONERS WHO STEAL TV.

The government just gave you another 4 months to get your fucking convertor box before they switch to digital,because and I quote "Senate Commerce Chairman John Rockefeller said delaying the TV switch is the right thing to do because the United States is not yet ready to make the transition."What does he mean were just not ready to plug in a convertor box,damn this country is in waaaaaaay worse shape that I thought.

Ed.Note This procrastinating stoner who steals TV has not gotten my convertor box yet either.

 

WHY ARE THE TRUCKS KILLING PEOPLE ?

 

ONE OF THE PUBS FAVORITE PEOPLE.


One of my favorite players in the 90's was a pitcher by the name of Turk Wendell not that he was that good but he was one of the funniest guys to watch play the game of baseball a real character.He had so many little eccentricities that were just hilarious to me we need more sports figures like him here is a list of some of his quirks.


1.Wendell insisted that the umpire roll the ball to the mound rather than simply throw it to him. If an umpire would ignorantly throw the ball to him, Wendell was known to let it go past him, or even to let it bounce off his chest, after which he would retrieve it from the ground.
2.Whenever he began a new inning, Wendell would turn and wave to the center fielder and wait for him to wave back before proceeding.
3.At the beginning of each inning, Wendell would reportedly draw three crosses in the pitcher's mound dirt.
4.Whenever his catcher stood, Wendell would crouch down.
5.When entering or leaving the field, Wendell would always take a tremendous leap over the baseline.
6.Wendell would chew black licorice (an alternative to the chewing tobacco used by many players).
7.Wendell often brushed his teeth between innings (some claim that he brushed between every inning). While brushing, he often hid in the dugout, either by ducking behind objects or by facing the wall.
8.Wendell forcefully slammed his rosin bag onto the pitcher's mound between outs.
9.Wendell wore jersey number 99, in honor of Rick "Wild Thing" Vaughn, the main character in the movie Major League (played by Charlie Sheen). In addition, in 2000 he signed a contract worth $9,999,999.99.[1]
10.Wendell wore a necklace made from the claws and teeth of various animals he had hunted and killed.
11.While in the minor leagues, rumor was that he drank only orange juice (no food or any other drink) on days he pitched. But he also claimed to drink four cups of coffee before each start.
12.Wendell sometimes threw his glove into the stands when leaving a game.

 

SAG LIFE x DQM AIRFORCE ONE BAGS.




This is what it looks like with a flash,saving your ass at night.


We just got these into the shop today,don't sleep supplies are super limited and I'm taking one of em.If your one of the homies get at me and I can probably swing you a little deal but you gotta pay for quality.Sag Life has slowly become one of the premiere bag companies out there along with Visvim,Head Porter and a small handful of others doing it right.Every time Sag collaborates with someone they sell out immediately and usually go for dumb prices on JP Yahoo and even though I would much rather it say SEA on the side and not NYC what are you gonna do it still is one of the nicest bags your likely to see.

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

 

A SMALL LOOK INSIDE THE FaNKULT STUDIO.























Random photos of some stuff that is lying around my place,one of these days I'll get organized and all this art will be displayed right.

click on images to enlarge.

 

OBAMA AS LINCOLN BY RON ENGLISH.


"...that we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain; that this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom; and that this government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth." Lincoln's Gettysburg Address, November 19, 1863.

Three new giant wheatpaste posters just got put up behind the store today of President Obama as Abraham Lincoln done by artist Ron English (Thanks Damion and Jose for installing.) There was a little debate at first over these posters getting installed due to speculation over the chance of assaisination seeing that's how Lincoln met his fate,and I'm glad to see that the City was not scared as it usually is and went forward with it.

 

"THEN WE DECIDED TO MAKE A RAMP VAN."


Yeah guys probably not the best of ideas but thank you for having it,dude gets launch dadded.

Monday, January 19, 2009

 

I NEED THAT SWEATSHIRT BAAAAAAAD.


By now I'm sure most of the world knows about PoorLifeChoices the amazing web site showing the rest of the world just how we do it in the 206.It is operated by a group of tight-knit P.O.S. (myself included) and is the brain child of The Pheed.Well here we have Ab-Fresh sporting the PLC crew neck sweatshirt a must have for those nights out on the town when nothing else will do.

 

HIS DREAM IS COMING TRUE...


Good work Martin,thanks for everything we owe you big time.

 

FINALLY FINALLY FINALLY FINALLY FINALLY!!!


If this Presidency wasn't just so horribly sad Bush really is quite a funny guy.That being said I have been waiting for this day for 2922 days (I think my math is right) 490 of which Bushie got to spend in good ol' Crawford Texas and another 487 at lush Camp David while the rest of America was losing their respective asses.When I think about the fact that I got a few years with Carter (as an infant) then grew up with 8 years of Ronnie another 8 years of Senior Bush (one of my least favorite humans on the planet) then 8 great years with Clinton right into a black hole of shit which has been the last 8 years of Jr.'s reign.I know how depressing is that when you add up all those wasted years of Republican crap,TODAY COULDN'T BE A BETTER DAY!!!Here are ten of Bush's more memorable quotes god has this all just been one long nightmare?

10. "You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test."

9. "I couldn't imagine somebody like Osama bin Laden understanding the joy of Hanukkah."

8. "I'm the master of low expectations."

7. "I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe and what I believe - I believe what I believe is right."

6. "People say, how can I help on this war against terror? How can I fight evil? You can do so by mentoring a child; by going into a shut-in's house and say I love you."

5. "I try to go for long runs, but it's tough around here at the White House on the outdoor track. It's sad that I can't run longer. It's one of the saddest things about the presidency."

4. "Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across the country."

3. "If this were a dictatorship, it'd be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I'm the dictator."

2. "Our enemies are innovative and resource, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."

1. "There's an old saying in Tennessee - I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee - that says, fool me once, shame on - shame on you. Fool me - you can't get fooled again."

 

THE ART OF THE DROP by KYLE JOHNSON.




I was lucky enough to get to shoot my Makino with one of my favorite photographers the other day for a up coming collabo between Kyle Johnson and a certain Seattle bike zlog I mean blog that will remain nameless,be on the look out for it in the near future.In the mean time you can spend the next three days of your life looking at Kyle's beautiful never ending Flickr account here.

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Friday, January 16, 2009

 

STEVIE BM's DOPPELGANGER Wii STYLE.


So I went over to Steve and Angelina's place the other night to play some Wii with the fam and Steve's character was just to perfect a dead on match.

 

ALOHA TERRORIST NEW SHOW @ MOKSHA.


Tonight you finally have a good excuse to go to the U-District.I know it's a tough thing to do most of the time but Rob and Mary aka Aloha Terrorist will be showing new works that were inspired by and themed around the tee shirt painting they did for Flying Coffin a few seasons ago,so it should be amazing.It is @ Moksha on the Ave and starts at 7 o' clock suckas.

Tuesday, January 13, 2009

 

YOUR IN GOOD HANDS WITH PUBLIK HAIR.

 

PICTURE OF THE FUCKING DAY.


"I'LL CUT CHA I'LL CUT CHA GOOD." 2007.

Monday, January 12, 2009

 

THERE BAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK !!!







New and somewhat improved on the original the new "McNasty" brought to you by LP.First get a Big Mac and a Chicken Sandwhich ,then pull the middle bun out of the Big Mac (eating is optional but LP did) then unwrap your Chicken guy and toss him right where the old Big Mac bun resided,then smash the rest of the Big Mac top on the whole thing and enjoy.BBQ,Ranch and other sauces are up to you on just how much shit your body can handle in one sitting.

Ed.Note click on the second to last pic for a close up trust me,new screen saver.

 

FLYING COFFIN x MANIK x GOODS.



Well I had pics for these decks over a week ago but Jason wouldn't let me post them cuz well he's Jason and that's why I love him.Anyways this deck series is amazing and available at Goods, or Flying Coffin's web site and selected stockist of FC.The boards are a collage of past graphics and came out really nice in person much better than the pic in my opinion.The boards are limited to 250 total or 50 sets for you mathmaticians out there and are on BareBack wood ( 7.75, 7.87, 8, 8, 8.125).The tee shirt is even more limited only 45 in the whole wide world and Goods is getting 10 of em while the remaining 35 go to the FC web store.Happy 2 and a half years of great work Jason and continued succsess from the Pubs.

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5 SHOES I WOULD ALMOST SPEND TOO MUCH MONEY ON.


Visvim Folk Americana Deck Shoe.(I'd go with the black ones)

Sophnet x Converse All Star Hi.

YSL aged suede Plimsole. (If I could only get one it would be the tan)

Luca Sneakers new Boat Shoe Mid.

NSW x A.P.C. All Court.

Sunday, January 11, 2009

 

STEPHEN SPROUSE "ROCK ON MARS"


Many of you may not think you know who Stephen Sprouse is but I guarantee that you do.He is the guy that first "tagged" the Louis Vuitton hand bags with Marc Jacobs that almost single handily made the brand "street".His collections of fashion in the 80's were very bright day-glo,60's ish,graffiti inspired clothes (think an OG CassettePlaya) and he worked with people like Keith Haring,Debby Harry and was even given permission to use Andy Warhols "Camouflage" screen prints to make a textile pattern.You can see some of the show here and some other works here. Although I'm not a huge fan of the skateboard that LV produced for Sprouse's new collection,the homage to a late great at The Deitch Projects though is worth the time to visit.

 

FUNNY 80'S WENDY'S RAP TRAINING VIDEO.


I thought it couldn't get any better than when he starts playing the guitar with the spatula but god damn my mind straight got blown,when the lady burgers wearing sunglasses and earrings start singing the hook pure genius.Pheed I especially thought of you when I saw this we need to make a spicy chicken run soon son and get some good old American crap in your tummy and not that Hong Kong Fuey dog meat you've been chewing on.

 

I THOUGHT HE WAS INSANE BUT...


I guess Tim Tebow has TWO pretty good reasons to stay at Florida for his Senior season.I don't know if "they" are worth millions but who am I to decide.

Thursday, January 08, 2009

 

MY TWO DADS..........


Thanks for raising me guys I love you no homo.

Tuesday, January 06, 2009

 

5 REQUIRED VIEWING BEASTIE BOY VIDEOS.


"So What'Cha Want"

"Hey Ladies"

"Pass The Mic"

"Netty's Girl"

"Sure Shot"

I can't even begin to explain the good feelings that are invoked when I watch "So What'Cha Want" or "Pass The Mic" so many childhood memories just come flooding back ah to be young again.So I am reposting a few Beastie vids for all you out there that need a reminder of how good things used to be.

 

NEW HAVANA WEDNESDAY NIGHT JOINT.


My boy Sean-Cee got a new night at Havana starting on the 14th which just happens to be Tony Sosa aka Tony Slowsa Birthday Bash so that's even more motivation to come out,oh yeah and ladies are free.

 

PUBLIK HAIR MOVIE OF THE WEEK.


Yeah I know what your thinking Pump Up The Volume,Christian Slater no fucking way but this movie actually has gotten better with time and the sound track kills it.I know this might be a stretch for some of you and it aint my normal obscure recomendation but give it a second watch it just might surprise you.

 

CAN YOU GUESS WHO THIS GIRL IS ?


A couple of clues she was 16 in this pic,they were on their way to a Dead Kennedy's show and that McDonalds cup is filled with orange soda and vodka.First person to guess right gets an old twice dubbed tape recording of Fresh Fruit For Rotting Vegtables,any one item off the dollar menu,an airplane bottle of Smirnoff and my un-dying admiration for life.

Monday, January 05, 2009

 

LIL WAYNE "G" COMMERCIAL.


First Wayne popped up in Lebron's newest Nike commercial looking creepy as usual and now he is trying his hand at a GatorAid commercial,not actually acting in it just lending some inspirational words that start with the letter G for GatorAid's new beverage.He really doesn't impress very much but then again it is for a sports drink how much can you really say?Do I smell some Formula 50 type shit for Wayne and GatorAid maybe with some Promithezine and Codeine to get you on lean,kind of the exact oppisite of what GatorAid is supposed to do.

 

BOY THIS KID IS EVERYWHERE DOES HE EVEN HAVE ANY PARENTS ?


Don't front Benny got ya back like a JanSport coming through making sure everything is in tip top shape and sporting the new Goods canvas 5 panel cap.

 

"THE FAMILY THAT PLAYS TOGETHER STAYS TOGETHER."

 

THREE THINGS THAT I'M GRATEFUL FOR...

The snow only lasted one night,I'm not in the Gaza Strip right now and Sasha Grey.

In no particular order.

 

MY COLLECTION JUST GOT A LITTLE BETTER.



I'm a huge book fan not really the ones you read so much as art,photography and things like that.I just recently acquired a well thumbed through first edition of El Topo signed and inscribed by the mad genius Alejandro Jodorowsky.The book is split into two parts first a detailed narrative of the movie in his own words and the second part which is an interview with Jodorowsky in which he begins like this "This interview was done in one sitting.The reader must read it in one sitting.And then take a shower and try to forget it.If he cannot forget it,he must open a window and stick out his hand and wait for a bird to build a nest in it and lay three eggs.And then he should pull in his hand violently and crack the eggs on his forehead.If the reader is not ready for that experience,he should not eat this book."Yeah I know that's what I said.The second is a near mint Ryan McKinley book which is his first published book ever and details his "road trip" photography which I'm sure you've seen in Vice magazine but guess what Vice aint worth shit and this book is already worth upwards of $500-700 dollars and only going to go up in value with things like the youngest person ever to have a solo show at the Whitney,Photographer of the Year in 2003 from American Photo Magazine and the Young Photographer Infinity Award under his belt.

 

"BETTER THAN ANYTHING IN THE WORLD,BETTER THAN MANGO EVEN."


Do you think it's wrong for an 8 year old to still be sucking on Mommies titties?

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