Tuesday, April 29, 2008I TYPED "GET FUCKED" INTO GOOGLE IMAGE AND...JACK SPARROW CAN'T FUCK WITH THESE PIRATES.
Who knew that there were still fucking pirates out there robbing people for their booty.
SCARLETT JOHANSSON NUDIED UP BY PHOTOSHOP.Some computer geek made the dreams of many come true by photoshopping the dress off of Ms.Johansson,but shit can't we get some nip action next time buddy. Sunday, April 27, 2008THANK YOU TO EVERYONE WHO...
came out and supported Goods for it's five year anniversary,hope you had a blast got some ass and let's make it another five years son.
Ed.Note Don't let Alyasha ever use your toilet. STEVEN POWERS a.k.a. ESPO DOES DUBLIN.    I meant to post these about a week ago but the stoner in me took over,anyways these are a few of the latest pieces from Espo that's he's been dropping in and around Dublin which in case you've never been can always use a little color. MAN KEEPS DAUGHTER IN CELLAR FOR DECADES AND FATHERED AT LEAST 6 KIDS WITH HER.
If this ain't some of the most fucked shit I've read in a minute.
BIG BROTHER SEASON FINALE TONIGHT.
Tonight after 10 I get my life back YESSSSSSS.
Thursday, April 24, 2008FIVE UNUSUAL SEXUAL WORLD RECORDS.
1. Most children fathered
The king of Morocco (in the 17th century), Moulay Ismail Ibn Sharif, is a proud owner of this sex record. He had a harem with 500 wives and 1042 recorded offsprings. The woman to give birth to the most children was a peasant's wife from Shuya (east of Moscow) . She gave birth 27 times. 16 pairs of twins, seven sets of triplets and four sets of quadruplets. 2. Farthest ejaculation Horst Schultz is a proud owner of this record. The farthest he ejaculated was 18 feet (6 m). The farthest a woman was recorded to ejaculate was 10 feet (3 m). In other ejaculation-related records we can find that the most ejaculations for a man in one hour is 16. 3. Swallow the most semen Michelle Monahan swallowed 1.7 pints (almost 1 liter) of semen and had to get her stomach pumped. 4. Most sexual partners in one day The proud woman holding this record had sex with 620 men in 24 hours. Jon Dough, a male porn star, was supposed to have sex with 101 women in one day, but only managed to do 52 ( loser ). 5. Biggest orgy This record was achieved in Japan. 250 couples took part in world biggest orgy. Wednesday, April 23, 2008GOODS AND MANIK PRESENT THE ART OF TODD LOWN. Before the Goods 5 year party head down to the skate shop and check out the new work from Todd Lown a really great artist who got down with Manik for some tees and exclusive skateboards,so come out and start the pre-funk off right. click to enlarge. GOODS STUSSY 5 YEAR ANNIVERSARY PARTY. After Todd's show go out and get yourself some drinks before heading out to The War Room for our 5 year party doors open at 9 and if you head down to the shop you can grab a flyer that gets you plus one in. click to enlarge. Tuesday, April 22, 2008PH GOES DIGGING IN THE I-PHOTO. This photo was taken last summer when me and Dave rode over to the 7-11 when they flipped it out like the Kwik-E-Mart and Dave found this pimpin fake New Era BALLIN.Anyways Dave's in a shitty place right now so keep your head up homie this kite goes out to you. LIKE I NEED ANYMORE REASONS TO REMIND ME WHY I HATE PEOPLE.
Anyways here's six cute little reasons why were fucked as a society.
IS IT JUST ME OR IS THIS GOING A LITTLE TOO FAR. Don't get me wrong I love Visvim as much as the next snob but come on really.I mean I'm sure they used some extra buttery elk skin or rare suede from a baby calfs belly but come on really I thinks I'll just stick with the $35 dollar ERA thank you very much Mr.Nakamura nice try though. ANTI OLYMPIC GRAFFITI SEEN IN MILAN. Now I'm not one for politics because I mean really let's face it the hippies lost and big corporations run shit nowadays,but with the Dalai Lama just in town and everybody crying about the Tibetans and how the Olympic comitee could award China with the games I thought this was fitting and please let's not foret that about 1.5 billion Chinese aren't exactly free themselves. Monday, April 21, 2008THE BEST FREESTYLE BATTLE I'VE EVER WITNESSED.Yo just let this video load up skip like the first two minute or so then watch as my boy Eli amazes you with his potent full clip flow. Thanks Pheed. FUCK SIZZURP SEATTLE'S OFF THAT MOUTH WASH. Yup you heard it here first the official new drink that's hottt in these streets is Listerine,it's cheap availible almost everywhere and you can buy it after 2 in the morning just ash Baby Alex and Launch Pad about it. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK.
EVERYTHING!!!
Sunday, April 20, 2008HAPPY 420 TO ALL YOU STONERS OUT THERE.Saturday, April 19, 2008SEATTLE SIZZLE..WWW.CREEPYMARSHALL.COM
In an effort to take Marshall "Stacks" Reid to ultimate creep status a bet has been placed. Operators are standing by.
 Check it out here. WWW.CREEPYMARSHALL.COM Friday, April 11, 2008IS THAT A NAKED CHICK IN CHENEY'S GLASSES?  So why is Evil Dick smiling could it have something to do with the naked girl in the reflection of his glasses? EVEN MORE FUCKING BIRTHDAYS IF YOU CAN BELIEVE IT. Boogs and Bailee are birthday bashing it up along with the Warroom hooligans tonight and like the flyer says get there at 9:30 if you want cake bitches. Thursday, April 10, 2008STAY UP TO GO DOWN THIS SATURDAY. If your into having fun and your still alive after the Warroom 3 year party you should drag your ass down to the VIP Room at Nuemo's for Anna and Jainina's birthday bash.Tigerbeat,Case One and BlairlyLegal will be spinning this party for "pretty People" so don't miss it. Tuesday, April 08, 2008WAR ROOM 3 YEAR ANNIVERSARY... The War Room is having its 3 year anniversary this Friday, April 11th. For the Pubs readers email your name to rsvp@thewarroomseattle.com and you get in FREE. If you see us there you can buy us a drink or two. SHE SHOULDN'T HAVE CRAWLED IN FRONT OF THE TV.
A two year old girl was beaten to death with a video game controller by her Moms boyfriend after he couldn't beat Halo 2.
Ed.Note The part about Halo is an embellishment. LEVI'SxANDY WARHOLxDAMIEN HIRST. Levi's The Warhol Factory and Damien Hirst launched a collection of clothes at Fred Segal.They also just released this amazing book the book presents the process of the creation of the collection, as well as all the people involved. The limited edition book comes hard bound in black denim, wrapped in a plexy glass and metal display box. The fashion photographs done by Beau Roulette feature Vincent Gallo and aside from the collection pictures, they also added an interview with Damien Hirst and lots more background information. The collection explores the "Death" theme, as that is a theme both artists are familiar with and that is also the main topic of the book. Seen on Highsnobiety. Monday, April 07, 2008P.H. GOES DIGGING IN THE I-PHOTO. This pic was taken at a Holloween party that featured oatmeal wrestling.If memory serves me correct it was so cold that night I was wearing a thick bubble coat and all these girls were wrestling almost naked and then got washed off with a garden hose outside thank god for women. Sunday, April 06, 2008OFF BOWERY BLACK OUT XANAX BARS TEE. God this would have beenperfect for this weekend,this is one of the best tees that I have seen in some time.Say what you will about drugs band rip-off's and what not but sometimes these things just work and this a perfect example I need one now. Friday, April 04, 2008FUN FOR THIS FRIDAY NIGHT. It's time to Joose it up and hit the dance floor to see if you can't meet a nice lady or gent for the night or maybe two. DMX KEEPS IT REAL IN AN INTERVIEW WITH XXL.
Are you following the presidential race?
"Not at all." You're not? You know there's a Black guy running, Barack Obama and then there's Hillary Clinton. "His name is Barack?!" Barack Obama, yeah. "Barack?!" Barack. "What the fuck is a Barack?! Barack Obama. Where he from, Africa?" Yeah, his dad is from Kenya. "Barack Obama?" Yeah. "What the fuck?! That ain't no fuckin' name, yo. That ain't that nigga's name. You can't be serious. Barack Obama. Get the fuck outta here." You're telling me you haven't heard about him before. "I ain't really paying much attention." I mean, it's pretty big if a Black... "Wow, Barack! The nigga's name is Barack. Barack? Nigga named Barack Obama. What the fuck, man?! Is he serious? That ain't his fuckin' name. Ima tell this nigga when I see him, "Stop that bullshit. Stop that bullshit" [laughs] "That ain't your fuckin' name." Your momma ain't name you no damn Barack." So you're not following the race. You can't vote right? "Nope." Is that why you're not following it? "No, because it's just-it doesn't matter. They're gonna do what they're gonna do. It doesn't really make a difference. These are the last years." Ed.Note WOW!!! read the whole interview here. WOW!!! TODAYS REASON TO GET ON YOUR BIKE.Thursday, April 03, 2008SUPER Pee Pii Brothers..
Girls have you ever wanted to pee like a man? Now you can. The new hit video game on the streets of Japan. Check it out.
FLYING COFFIN S/S LOOK BOOK. Go check out my good homie's new look book and see what it looks like when underwater meets outerspace. MARINONI x ADIDAS = STUIPID. I love the fact that some dork out there is going to spend way to much money on a bike (with half way decent parts)probably never ride it and if he does ride it look like the biggest dork out there.The only good thing about this bike is that all the proceeds go to the Multipile Sclerosis Foundation.The auction started yesrterday and runs for 10 days you can stay up with it here. Pheed I know you want to throw a bid at it so stay away from the Joose for the next week or so buddy. WHAT WOULD CELEBRITIES LOOK LIKE IF THEY MOVED TO FUCKING OKLAHOMA. Speaking of Johnny Depp what would happen if Mr.Depp or any other celebs moved to Oklahoma like our beloved Sonics might I think they may look alittle different what do you think. PUBLIK HAIR MOVIE OF THE WEEK. Ok first off this isn't really a recomondation per say it's more of a I can't fucking believe I made it all the way through a musical,granted it's got Johnny Depp which as long as he's not being a pirate is usually amazing it's directed by Tim Burton who is usually amazing it's got great tits through out and to top it off fucking Borat is in it.But with all that it's still a musical and I still made it through the whole thing which is a miracle in it's self shit I think Moulin Rogue lasted maybe 7 minutes before I hit eject. Tuesday, April 01, 2008I GUESS THE HUNDREDS IS WORTH 18 MILL.
Street wear company The Hundreds have apparently sold out to Moet Hennessy-Louis Vuitton for a reported 18 million read more here.
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