Friday, February 29, 2008

 

NEW SPRING FLYING COFFIN @ GOODS.


Everybodies favorite recluse has blessed our backs with a new run of tees and crews that look really good,my personal favs being the stained glass logo tee and the genius "Terrorism Is The New Communism" tee be scared be very scared.So come on down to the shop and be one of the first people in the world to rock the new Coffin.

Ed.Note J.Go sorry about the shitty pic next time E-mail me some and you'll be happier.

Thursday, February 28, 2008

 

SHIT STAINED TIGHTY WHITEY MONEY SAFE.

This has got to be one of the best/worst ideas ever hiding your cash in some shit stained underwear almost guarantees that your loot will be left alone,but your girl will be less than thrilled when you start digging in your undies to pay for dinner.

 

ONE OF THE PUBS FAVORITE PEOPLE.


Our boy Busey had one hell of an Oscars this year and I love the man but asking Gary Busey to give advice to the out of control Hollywood youth is like asking George Bush to explain quantum physics to a seven year old retarted deaf kid,oh yeah the reporter who was asking the questions is only eleven years old gotta love Busey.

 

PUBLIK HAIR SAY'S GET TO KNOW THIS PERSON.


Here at the Pubs were always trying to educate our reader sometimes for the good sometimes for the bad that being said we think that you should get to know Nikola Tesla if only for the reason that he had a metal band named after him and for the fact that he was as ill as Thomas Edison just without all the funding and fame.

 

WHO DO YOU THINK IS HOTTER.



The other day Baaaaaaarns,Eric G and Cody were talking and I heard them bring up Natalie Portman and Scarlett Johansson and which one they thought was hotter,they all said Natalie but I thought that Scarlett was the hotter bird and I barely even like blondes there's just something about her.Anyways I was wondering what the loyal readers of the Pubs thought which one was the better piece of ass sign up and leave a comment.

 

FUCKING CHINESE WATERMELON ART ?


Who knew that watermelons made such great canvases,this Van Gogh melon is my personal fav.

Tuesday, February 26, 2008

 

GET HYPE JORDAN x LEVI'S.


That's right kiddies get hype the 23/501 pack just fell into the store to bad my size 10's come with a size 36 jeans.I must say that the denim is pretty nice and not to over done the insides are screened with a red cement print a small jumpman over the front pocket a custom leather patch and yes they are selvidge,the shoes aren't bad either with the same red cement screen on the denim part with rivets for the eyelets and little red levi's tags tops them off all in all a nice collab.

 

DUDE IT'S TOTALLY FUCKING 80's TUESDAY'S.


MADNESS-"Our House"

FRANKIE GOES TO HOLLYWOOD-"Relax"

FALCO-"Rock Me Amadeus"

AHA-"Take On Me"

DURAN DURAN-"Hungry Like The Wolf"

 

DID ANYONE SEE THE PREVIEW FOR BIG BROTHER TONIGHT?

Yo shit looks like it is really gonna pop off tonight,I think someone actually might die or some shit no joke.This has been the worst played season ever by the house guests and I really just don't think that they're smart enough to survive in a staged game let alone in life please somebody watch these people when they go back into the real world.

 

PUBLIK HAIR'S QUOTE OF THE WEEK.

"If death meant just leaving the stage long enough to change costume and come back as a new character...Would you slow down? Or speed up."


Chuck Palahniuk.

 

MAKING THE MICHELIN MAN LOOK EVEN MORE GAY.


Yesterday it was pennies and today it's all about used tire sculptures.

 

"THE GANG'S ALL HERE."


FaNKULT 78.

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" CONGRATULATIONS TERRILL!!!" BY BAAAAAAARNS.


"Terrill, I'm so proud of you! Last year when those pants started getting a little snug around your nutsack I couldn't understand what you were doing but now I see it was all part of something bigger. All those v-neck tees and nights at the Cha Cha (excuse me, I mean the "Cha") have paid off and you have received the highest honor a hipster can get. The cover of the SingSing flyer. And you're drinking a Pabst too! It doesn't get any better. I really feel it's the perfect way to send you off to Williamsburg, NY next week whos hipster ratio makes Capitol Hill's seem like Enumclaw. If you ever have trouble getting into Maxx Fish just show them this flyer. I'm assuming you're going to laminate it because God (known to you as Chromeo) knows I would."

Ed.Note I know it's a little early in the week to be posting Sing Sing flyers but when your friend writes such a heart felt going away letter to another friend well I just get a little emotional that's all enjoy I know I did.

Monday, February 25, 2008

 

MIKE MO 22 PERFECT TRE FLIPS IN ONE MINUTE.


Mike Mo breaks the world record for 360 flips in one minute breaking the old record of 12,I think he could do 30 if he really tried.

 

FUCK A COINSTAR GET YOUR STACK ON.


It turns out that pennies aren't worthless after all check out what some people are doing with them.

 

WANNA SEE WHAT A BULLET LOOKS LIKE AT 5000 FPS.

Click here to see bullets blowing things up at 5000 frames per second,just imagine that there people's heads it's way cooler trust me.

 

IS YOUR GIRL A COLD BITCH,WELL THEN WARM HER UP IN THIS HOTEL.


Check out this fucking ice hotel in Sweden,I can't believe that people actually pay to sleep there.

 

HERE'S A LIST OF THE 80th ANNUAL OSCAR WINNERS.

Best Motion Picture: "No Country for Old Men."
Lead Actor: Daniel Day-Lewis, "There Will Be Blood."
Lead Actress: Marion Cotillard, "La Vie en Rose."
Supporting Actor: Javier Bardem, "No Country for Old Men."
Supporting Actress: Tilda Swinton, "Michael Clayton."
Director: Joel Coen and Ethan Coen, "No Country for Old Men."
Foreign Language Film: "The Counterfeiters," Austria.
Adapted Screenplay: Joel Coen and Ethan Coen, "No Country for Old Men."
Original Screenplay: Diablo Cody, "Juno."
Animated Feature Film: "Ratatouille."
Art Direction: "Sweeney Todd the Demon Barber of Fleet Street."
Cinematography: "There Will Be Blood."
Sound Mixing: "The Bourne Ultimatum."
Sound Editing: "The Bourne Ultimatum."
Original Score: "Atonement," Dario Marianelli.
Original Song: "Falling Slowly" from "Once," Glen Hansard and Marketa Irglova.
Costume: "Elizabeth: The Golden Age."
Documentary Feature: "Taxi to the Dark Side."
Documentary Short Subject: "Freeheld."
Film Editing: "The Bourne Ultimatum."
Makeup: "La Vie en Rose."
Animated Short Film: "Peter & the Wolf."
Live Action Short Film: "Le Mozart des Pickpockets (`The Mozart of Pickpockets')."
Visual Effects: "The Golden Compass."

Ed.Note Well I watched a little bit of the Oscars last night in between Big Brother and 60 Minutes John Stewart was funny as usual,there seemed to be a high military presence,No Country For Old Men cleaned up and I'm glad that Daniel Day Lewis won for best actor because let's face it he is the best actor of his generation period.(Go rent My Left Foot for further proof)Oh yeah Hollywood seems to be waking back up because all of the movie's that won were all really good movie's and that is very good news.

 

THE CHAMELEON ART OF DESIREE PALMEN.


Look closely to spot the work of Dutch artist Desiree Palmen,who makes cotton suits and then hand paints them to match the chossen backgrounds before photographing them. Here is an article about her and more of her work can be seen at her website give it a look it's pretty cool stuff.

Thursday, February 21, 2008

 

IT'S GOOD TO SEE THAT HARMONY IS STILL EATING.


After not making a movie for years and reportedly last seen in Paris while his crack pipe fell out of his pocket at an expensive restaurant Harmony Korine is now the new face in Marc Jacobs never ending revolving door of celebrity personalities endorsing his brand.I love Marc but there's just something about Harmony that has always intrigued me,his movie's Gummo and Julian Donkey Boy are two of my all-time favorites not to mention his book A Crack Up at The Race Riots is one of the only books that I've finished in the last 10 years so it's good to see him in the publik's eye.Oh yeah there all shot by Jurgen Teller and if you don't know who that is by now I'm sorry but I can't help you any further.

 

WHAT THE FUCK CHANEL'S NEW CHOCO PHONE.




"Designed by Fred de Garilhe this Chanel Choco fashionable mobile phone concept works by integrating an optical fiber system that display image between two glass parts. There are 12 micro lighter fibers, that throw image components to the glass, that offer a quite good luminosity, and keep the mobile phone concept as light as possible.All lights only appear when you open the phone, by pushing removable part on the side of it.When the phone is closed it looks like a chocolate piece, but made from white, black or yellow gold surface. Chanel always takes it up a notch."

Ed.Note The tat on her arm is not real.

 

I DON'T KNOW SHIT ABOUT WINDOWS XP OR 98...

But I know that this shit must have taken a very long time to turn it into a song and it's kind of catchy to son.

 

THANK YOU TO WHOEVER WAS RESPONSABLE FOR YESTERTDAY.

It could not have been nicer on my day off and that my friends is a very rare thing,now let's keep this trend going.

 

AS IF THE LITTLE SCHOOL GIRL UNIFORMS WEREN'T TEMPTING ENOUGH.


Now girls in Japan are rocking shit like this around town,personally I think it makes them look like sloppy whores that were to lazy to button up their pants all the way.

Tuesday, February 19, 2008

 

EVERYBODY GET YOUR CULT ON.

I love cult's there's something very interesting to me that someone can just give in and be so brainwashed by another persons views here's a list of 8 good ones,and check out the graphic department for the Heavens Gate cult that shit's gangster.

 

Goods + Flying Coffin Innerspace Night Video...

Here it is the 2nd Installment of the Goods + Flying Coffin Innerspace Night from last Wednesday. The Timmy's were hyped and so was Chiokee(let me know if I spelled that wrong).


-G

Monday, February 18, 2008

 

SOMETHING FOR ALL YOU SNEAKER DORKS OUT THERE.

Complex put together a little list of the top ten All Star game kicks,I don't know how those joints that Shaq had on made the list.

 

IF YOU DO ONE THING THIS WEEK...


Take your lazy ass up to the Frye Art Museum and see the R.Crumb show "Underground".I've been meaning to post this for about a month but I too am a lazy ass and until this Saturday hadn't actually seen it myself with that being said seeing R. Crumbs drawings in person is a gift.And I hate comics yeah I said it I hate comics,always have so I was more impressed with the singular drawings not the comic stuff.The series how to have fun with a strong woman was my favorite but like I said I went on a Saturday and it was way to crowded to fully take it all in I'm going back on Wednesday if anyone wants to roll.

Sunday, February 17, 2008

 

WORD OF A SONIC YOUTH ART SHOW AT THE WHITNEY.


This is still up in the air but the show will definatly open in France in June and then travel around the world with performances by Sonic Youth at every opening.Some of the artist include Raymond Pettibone,Richard Prince and Mike Kelley to name a few to read more go here.

 

CONGRATS TO MIKE AND RACHEL ON THEIR NEW FAMILY MEMBER.

Our boy Mike down at Nike SB and his wifey just had a beautiful new baby daughter named Sophia Rylan who came into the world last Sunday weighing in at a healthy 8 pounds 13 ounces.I'm sure Mike is going to be calling Uncle Steve for advice any day now,or maybe it will be the other way around anyway congrats from The Pubs and the Goods Fam.

 

MOTHER FUCKING PHOTO PURGE FOR THAT ASS.
































I haven't been talking shit for flicks latley but these are some from the last few months of my life.

Saturday, February 16, 2008

 

"YOU ALRIGHT,I LEARNED IT FROM WATCHING YOU."


Ah the good old days when smoking a little bit of weed was a parents biggest concern,that and the Judas Preist song "Better By You,Better Than Me",play it backwards and you'll know what I'm talking about.

 

"HAVEN'T WE BEEN HERE BEFORE ?"


A page out of the secret FaNKULT FiLES the latest book I've been working on.

Click image to enlarge.

Friday, February 15, 2008

 

FUN THINGS TO DO THIS FRIDAY NIGHT.



Well when I get off work I'm going directly to bed because these last few nights have really made me feel woooooooorn out,but if your not a tired old man and you want to have so fun go on down to the Cha Cha for a little pre funkin with Tony Sosa for his going away to a third world country party.Then if your still down for the cause hop skip and jump your ass over to the WarRoom for the latest Sing Sing party and dance your problems away to Blaqstarr of Mad Decent.

Thursday, February 14, 2008

 

HAPPY VENEREAL DISEASE FROM THE PUBS WE LOVE YOU ALL.

Hope you get some chocolate,flowers,dick or pussy on this special day.

Tuesday, February 12, 2008

 

"HEY YOU GOT THAT CAMERA ON,CAUSE IF I FIND MYSELF ON YOUTUBE..."


A Baltimore police officer was suspended yesterday after a YouTube video surfaced on the Internet showing him berating and manhandling a teenage skateboarder at the Inner Harbor.On the video, the officer, Salvatore Rivieri, puts the boy in a headlock, pushes him to the ground, questions his upbringing, threatens to "smack" him and repeatedly accuses the youngster of showing disrespect because the youth refers to the officer as "man" and "dude."At one point, Rivieri, a 17-year veteran of the force, says:"Obviously, your parents don't put a foot in your butt quite enough, because you don't understand the meaning of respect. First of all, you better learn how to speak. I'm not 'man.' I'm not 'dude,' I am Officer Rivieri. The sooner you learn that, the longer you are going to live in this world. Because you go around doing this kind of stuff and somebody is going to kill you."

Ed.Note Look at this fat fuck in his little car picking on a fourteen year old skater who in my opinion other than maybe saying dude to much was a pretty respectable kid,thanks to Bobcat for posting the story.

 

WELL IT WAS NICE TO HAVE A LIFE...


But anyone that knows the Jew knows that I love the show Big Brother and it tends to take over my life three nights out of the week for several months a year.Yep that's right three nights a week that's part of the reason it gets you hooked it's not just some once a week normal TV thing no it's all consuming and I hate that I love it.This seasons twist is putting so-called "soul mates" together to feast on each other so it should be filled with fights and fucking.If anyone else sails in this godawful boat and wants to start a viewing party or some shit hit me up.

 

TOP TEN SECRET HOLLYWOOD SCIENTOLOGISTS.

Yeah yeah yeah we all know about Tom Cruise and Travolta but did you know Beck,that bitch from the King Of Queens and Jason Lee are all Scientologists.

 

PUBLIK HAIR'S QUOTE OF THE WEEK.

" I am afraid we must make the world honest before we can honestly say to our children that honesty is the best policy."

George Bernard Shaw

Monday, February 11, 2008

 

VANS DROPS THE TOP ON THAT BITCH.



Vans has cut one of my all-time favorite shoe silhouetts down to size with this interesting mid-top model.I must say that with Nike's recent success of the mid-top dunk it is kind of a no brainer,but I must say that messing with a classic shoe that's been around as long as me is kind of risky but it looks pretty good.I'm sure it will skate great and might even give the staple slip-on a run for it's money during Summertime.

 

GOODS + INNERSPACE NITE W/ FLYING COFFIN...


This Wednesday marks the second Flying Coffin/GOODS Innerspace Night get out there and get skatey. 6-9pm Tons of free shit. Also heres the video from the first flying coffin night.


 

EVERYBODY WANTS TO BE COOL BUT DOING IT WITH CRACK IS EXPENSIVE.


Pee Wee Herman is not exactly who I want giving my kids advice about anything.

 

HERE ARE TWO THINGS THAT THE PUBS MISSES.



Pheeds mustache and Lil Benny both of which have not been seen in sometime,and need to make a come back.

Ed.Note That's Pheeds Chicken Sunday Mashed Biscuit Boat and it's copywrited bitches.

 

MAYBE EVEN WORSE THAN THOSE ORANGE JERSEY BOYS.


This doesn't make me laugh quite as much as the Gotti wannabe's but god damn if I don't love it when people take things to the extreme.

Ed.Note Doesn't he look like Lance Armstrong,I knew he was on the juice.

 

PUBLIK HAIR'S HOW TO OF THE WEEK.


Ever want to make a ghost,yeah me neither but just in case your one of those few people out their here you go.

 

EARTH TO KANYE TAKE YOUR FUCKING SUNGLASSES OFF.

Wow is this guy for real Kanye is really sipping the kook juice latley,can someone please fire his stylist because this shit just ain't cracking.Oh yeah no one cares about your Moma exept you so grow your hair back,take your spaceship light bright jacket thing and give it back to Daft Punk and for fuck's sake take your sun glasses off when exepting an award you arrogant asshole.

 

HEY JORDAN HOW CUTE IS THIS LITTLE GUY HUH?


Oh yeah congrats on the SAM that's kind of a big fucking deal buddy.

Friday, February 08, 2008

 

THINGS THAT I MIGHT HAVE MISSED THIS WEEK.

Miami Heat big man Shaq got traded to the Suns for Shawn Marion.

John MCcain is in Mitt Romney is out thank god .

Ebay threatens small businesses and pisses me off with a rate hike .

Obama impresses the country and my Mom with great speeches .

Polaroid will stop making their wonderful instant film in 2009,so start stocking up now.

In broke down hoe news Amy Winehouse has been awared a work visa for this weekends grammys but she decided to stay close to home and her smack dealer and Tonya Harding is still trying her hand at boxing in small hick towns unsuccessfully.

Iraqi women are still being killed for wearing makeup dispite our cheap little war .

 

DEM BOYS OVER AT THE CIRC'S ARE GIVING YOUR WALLET A LITTLE BREAK.


Head on over to the Winners Circle and break some bread at your favorite store's favorite store before the sale ends,tell em The Jew sent ya.

 

YO THIS GUY WAS WAY AHEAD OF HIS TIME.


Backward circles,bar spins,track stand tricks and leg over's all filmed and edited by none other than a guy named Thomas Edison ever heard of him.

 

SUPREME x THE NORTH FACE = GROSS.



I don't know about you but I think this one might have made a much better concept than an actual jacket,sorry guys but I think I'll save my $600 for a Heath Ledger box set.

 

THIS MIGHT JUST BE THE GAYEST THING I'LL EVER POST BUT...

It turns out people love Unicorns huh who knew.

 

NINE CRAZY FUCKING WEAPONS OF WAR.


Lets just say that they wanted to make killer dolphins,embarrass the enemy with a fart smell and make you GAY with a bomb.

Thursday, February 07, 2008

 

PHEED IT'S LUNCH TIME AND I HATE YOU FOR EVIL EYES.

Pheed well you can now add a second friend to the list of bad drunks on your behalf,fucking Evil Eyes broke my oven last night now go eat,here are some suggestions of tasty under-rated sandwiches.

 

YAHHH TRICK YAHHH ARGALLLAAALLLAAAAHHH.


Well kiddies have no fear because everyone's favorite Myspace rapper gives us another gem.Yup you might have thought Soulja Boy was a one trick pony but he shows and proves different with this all time classic,how can the tikes not love him.

 

GROWING UP GOTTI MAKES ME THROW UP IN A POTTY.


Thank you Paul Mittleman for making me piss myself looking at these Fucking Guido's,it made me so happy that I left the East Coast behind.

 

YEP PEEP THE NIP SLIP ON JESSICA AND 9 OTHER GREAT BOOBS.


Check out the top ten Hollywood Titties oh yeah there's a big pair of Euro titties as well.

Ed.Note Thanks to Barns for the "nip slip"

Tuesday, February 05, 2008

 

VANS x APC x I KINDA GOTTA HAVE...



I really want a pair of all white buttery leather skate highs and now that APC has teamed up with VANS my dreams have come true,now if I can only track down a pair(damn I wish we still had an A.P.C. account)...

 

PUBLIK HAIR MOVIE OF THE WEEK.


I don't care if you've never pcked up a joy stick in your life you will enjoy this movie.And not just enjoy it you will be rooting for Steve Wiebe (of Redmond Wa.) more than the Giants over the Patriots.Long time lazy eyed womanizing world champion Billy Mitchell who will stop at nothing to defend his title plays the perfect villain in this dork vs. dork,good vs. evil,up and comer vs. has been thrilling documentary,invest a few quarters in this perfect score of a movie.

Monday, February 04, 2008

 

PUBLIK HAIR'S SUPER FACT OF THE WEEK.

The New York Giants' thrilling win over the New England Patriots was the most-watched Super Bowl ever, with 97.5 million viewers, Nielsen Media Research said Monday.The game eclipsed the previous Super Bowl record of 94.08 million, set when Dallas defeated Pittsburgh in 1996. Only one other show in American broadcast history was watched by more people, the "M-A-S-H" finale in 1983, which drew 106 million viewers.Fox, a division of News Corp., charged $2.7 million for 30 seconds of advertising time on the game.An eye-popping 81 percent of all TV sets on in the Boston area Sunday were tuned in to the game. In New York, the audience share was 67 percent.The audience peaked between 9:30 and 10 p.m. ET -- the fourth quarter -- with 105.7 million people watching, Nielsen said.

 

GRAND CENTRAL STATION PUBLIK ART PERFOMANCE BY THE GROUP IMPROV EVERYWHERE.


207 people freeze at the exact same moment in New York's Grand Central Station creating one amazing piece of live conceptual art as well as a bit of confusion.

 

"EYE LOST MY WALKMAN AND MY LIFE IS ON CASSETTE TAPE."


A new work from the official resident artist at the Hair FaNKULT,look for him to do very small things in 08.

click image to enlarge.

 

THE PUBS DIGS INTO HUFF MURDA'S I-PHOTO AND PULLS OUT SOME GEMS.


Nike's in a Nova.

Plants son.

Ports son.

Hops son.

Uncle Torby's torso.

Kimbo Slice graf.

Andre's sizzurp.

Ribs son.

Racist basket ball back board.

Baby Hawks getting stoned for the graf.

Stoner graf.

Ducks son.

 

I KNOW IT'S A REAL STRECH TO SAY THAT I HATE MONDAY'S BUT...