Monday, December 31, 2007ANOTHER HUF HAT THAT I NEED IN MY LIFE,SWEETS HOLLA AT A 7 3/8 IN THE RED.HERE'S THE CREW EATING DINNER TOGETHER,NOW GO OUT AND HAVE A GREAT NEW YEARS FROM THE PUBS.              Thanks to Paul,Steve,Nin and Sweaty for keeping my lights on for another year,you guys are the best now let's take over the world and be safe out there tonight. Friday, December 28, 2007I'M ON BRAIN VACATION AND I DON'T KNOW WHEN I'LL BE BACK...Tuesday, December 25, 2007HAPPY HOLIDAYS TO YOU AND YOURS!!Thursday, December 20, 2007COME DO SING SING CHRISTMAS STYLE. Your boy Pase One of the Fully Fitted Crew is playing along with Pretty Titty as Hannukkah Harry (huh?),Four Color Limper as the Grinch,Kalani and DG as Mr. and Mrs. Abominable Snow People and Alpha as a Christmas tree should be one hell of a night,I'll be the asshole with the missle toe. Ed.Note FC Zack or Titty tell me how to make this a GIF? BLACK AND WHITE DEATH SHADE LAMPS FROM PAM.  Don't know too much about this lamp other than it blows the leaf light thing out of the fucking water,it was designed by Misha from PAM for Undercover,it took over two years to make,it's gonna cost like $850 bucks or more and is only available in places I don't live. VANDAMME GETTING HIS GROOVE THANG ON.Wow who knew the remix is even better than the original. SO I'M BACK IN BLACK AFTER MY DAY AND A HALF OF STOMACH HELL.
Don't eat at KFC off Broadway ever the famous bowl just isn't worth it people.
PUBLIK HAIR'S PLATE OF THE WEEK.Tuesday, December 18, 2007"IF YOU GAZE INTO AN ABYSS,THE ABYSS WILL GAZE BACK INTO YOU."I don't speak Japanese but I'm pretty sure it has something to do with the inside of a pussy,if you know what there talking about leave a comment or just guess on what she's saying that might be alot funnier. DAMN PEEP DUDE'S ARM ABOUT TO GET RUN THE FUCK OVER.THE ONLY REASON I POSTED THIS IS BECAUSE WHEN I WAS A KID I SPENT HUNDREDS OF HOURS IN THIS MALL.
A Danbury woman is facing charges that she groped Santa Claus at the Danbury Fair mall.Sandrama Lamy has been charged with fourth-degree sexual assault and breach of peace.Danbury police were called to the mall over the weekend. The mall Santa told police that Lamy had touched him inappropriately while sitting on his lap.Capt. Bob Myles said police were able to quickly find and identify Lamy because she was on crutches.Police are not releasing the name of the man playing Santa, but they said he is 65 and felt badly because children were waiting to see him."He was apparently shocked and embarrassed by the whole incident," Myles said."Santa Tim" Connaghan, president of RealSantas.com, teaches hundreds of prospective Santas a year and said he's never heard of a similar incident, though it's not unusual for adults to want to pose with Santa.
OS GEMEOS GOES TO LITHUANIA AND ME THINKS I LIKESY.     Brazil's favorite twins drop some color on the other wise rather bleak Lithuanian landscape.Those two joints where it looks like the characters are spraying their names are just brilliant nice job guys. Sunday, December 16, 2007FaNKULT 78 MAKES IT INTO SPIN MAGAZINE KIND OF. If you look close under Lupe's right knee that's a FaNKULT piece that I gave him about a year ago.He told me that it was at his house but I didn't really believe him until I saw this in last months Spin. Click image to enlarge. DAMN I KNEW TUPAC HAD ALOT OF SHIT SINCE HIS DEATH,BUT TOILET PAPER THAT'S JUST GOING TO FAR.JORDAN THIS LITTLE TWO FACED FELINE IS FOR YOU. I think she's winking at you cutie boss. IT LOOKS LIKE THEIR HAVING FUN TOO ME.Look at these cute little guys I just want to cuddle up with one in front of a fire or something and let it lick my face. TOP TEN BABY NAMES FOR 2007.
1. Sophia
2. Aiden 3. Isabella 4. Ethan 5. Emma 6. Jacob 7. Madison 8. Jayden 9. Ava 10. Caden Ed. Note What ever happened to normal names like Mary or Jason parents now a days all think their kids are soooo special,guess what you just made her a stripper naming her Ava job well done. SPEAKING OF LOST HOLIDAY CARDS...
A postcard featuring a color drawing of Santa Claus and a young girl was mailed in 1914, but its journey was slower than Christmas. It just arrived in northwest Kansas.The Christmas card was dated December 23, 1914, and mailed to Ethel Martin of Oberlin, apparently from her cousins in Alma, Nebraska.It's a mystery where it spent most of the last century, Oberlin Postmaster Steve Schultz said."It's surprising that it never got thrown away," he said. "How someone found it, I don't know."Ethel Martin is deceased, but Schultz said the post office wanted to get the card to a relative.That's how the 93-year-old relic ended up with Bernice Martin, Ethel's sister-in-law. She said she believed the card had been found somewhere in Illinois.
Ed.Note At least I didn't wait 93 years. Thursday, December 13, 2007THIS ALMOST MAKES ME WANT TO GO TO GERMANY ALMOST. The Radisson SAS Hotel in Berlin houses not only the coolest fish tank in the world, but the largest acrylic glass cylinder on earth. The AquaDom's 84 foot structure is home to 2,600 fish and equipped with 2 full time divers to clean and feed the fish, rooms with underwater views, and an elevator in the middle, and a glass roof restaurant that sits underneath the aquarium. FRIDAY THE 14th CIRCLE SALE SON.   Yep that's right your favorite stores favorite store will be having a 20% off EVERYTHING sale this Friday to help out all you Holiday shoppers and asshole like me that just buy more stuff for themselves,so stop buy drop some cash get an awkward photo taken and say what up to Uncle Ray. THIS IS JUST WAY TOO EASY.AND THIS IS WHERE IT ALL STARTED...Bush is an idiot but his father is not and he is one of the worst people ever to live,I'm talking right up there with Hitler in my book I can't even watch this video because the sound of his voice makes me instantly violent but if your under 25 you should watch this because chances are you were too dumb at the time and now you can see the bigger picture of this "so called war on terrorism" as a matter of fact everyone should re watch this and see how dumb we still are. I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU BUT I LIKE MY FISH ASSHOLES BROOKLYN STYLE.AND I THOUGHT SLAVERY ENDED IN LIKE 1865 OR SOME SHIT.SO THAT'S WHERE YOUR BROTHER AND HALF SISTER WERE.
A 1-year-old girl's deceased siblings were removed from her abdomen by Indonesian doctors at Sumatra island hospital, according to a report from French news agency AFP.The two bodies, believed to be triplets that did not fully develop, were successfully removed from the girl Tuesday during a five-hour surgery, the head of medical services at the main state hospital in the West Sumatra city of Padang told AFP.The girl had initially been diagnosed with stomach tumors, however doctors later discovered her abdominal discomfort was the result of two deceased siblings connected to her digestive tract.One of the bodies was complete except for limbs. The second had only a head with hairs and part of its digestive system.
Tuesday, December 11, 2007WHY DO YOU HAVE TOO BE A DICK AND RUIN MY MEAL.
A man cut off his penis with a knife in a packed London restaurant.Police were forced to use CS gas to restrain the man when they entered the Zizzi restaurant in The Strand on Sunday evening.The man was then taken to hospital in south London where his condition is stable. It is understood surgeons were unable to reattach his penis. The man then picked up a kitchen knife and slashed himself across the wrist and groin.A spokeswoman for Zizzi said the man was not thought to have any connection with the restaurant.She said: "At around 9pm on Sunday, a man walked into the Zizzi restaurant on The Strand, down the stairs to the basement restaurant area and tried to enter a kitchen."Members of staff stopped him, at which he ran into a second kitchen area."The man then picked up a kitchen knife and slashed himself across the wrist and groin areas before running back into the restaurant, where he continued to stab himself."This happened in a matter of seconds and was obviously extremely frightening and distressing for the many customers and staff in the restaurant at the time."
LOSING THE WAR REALLY FUCKED JAPAN UP PERMANENTLY.Wow imagine if she'll put that thing in her mouth what she would do too your dick. Monday, December 10, 2007HUFFMURDER AND BABYHAWKS LOVE THEMSELVES SOME PHILLY FEVRE. Check out the baby faces on these two I caught this pic from the Philly Fevre web site,there's like ten pictures from the whole wall of pics on the web site and Huff and BH made the cut looks like all those cheese steaks Huffman ate are finally paying off. NOT QUITE SURE WHAT THEIR ADVERTISING BUT... It looks like a giant penis face with arms that just got done with a tough work out,I thinks it's not really the best marketing strategy. DAMN IT SUCKS WHEN MOM FORGETS THE STROLLER.THANKS TO ANT BEEZIE AND THE CHA CHA CHRISTMAS PARTY I AM OFFICIALLY HUNG OVER.
Also thanks to everyone who came out to the Fast Friday private video premeire and to the Cha Cha for having an open bar and making my Monday 10 times worse than any Monday should ever be.Also thanks to Marcus for letting us use your club for the night I think everyone went home happy.
LIGHTS LET YOU SEE IN THE DARK...   I don't know shit about this light cause I stole it from Hiroshi's Honeyee blog and he writes in Japanese most of the time.I did figure out Leaf Light and that I like it other than that I'm in the dark. Friday, December 07, 2007PATRICK WINFIELD'S POLAROID COMPOSITES. "Asunder" Polaroid Spectra film on board.  "Protection" Polaroid spectra film on board.  "Double Model On Breast" Polaroid Spectra film on board.  "Eternal Sleep" Polaroid Spectra film on board.  "Babel (lines of communication" Polaroid Spectra film on board.  "Marble Eyes" Polaroid Spectra film on board.  "Fade Out(memory) Polaroid Spectra film on board. I don't know anything about this guy his web site doesn't give much info on him but his Polaroids are fucking amazing all of these are made up of single Polaroids to make up a bigger picture hense the composite part. YESTERDAY SHOP BY JESSE BROWN. Good friend and long time inspiration Jesse Brown will be installing a temporary concept store in the back room of OKOK Gallery in Ballard this Saturday from 6-10.Jesse is an amazing artist whose also done a few Publik Hair logos for me as well as being the head designer for Plastic his clothing line.If you got an hour or so free tomorrow head out to Ballard and see how the other half live,promise between Jesse and the show that's up at OKOK right now I guarantee you'll go home a better person. Click image to enlarge. 20 BEST PORN MOVIE TITLES OF ALL TIME.
1.The Da Vinci Load
2.Rambone 3.Black Cock Down 4.Little Oral Annie 5.Malcolm XXX 6.Throbbin' Hood 7.Pulp Friction 8.Politically Erect 9.The Slutty Professor 10.Sex Trek: The Next Penetration 11.Bonfire Of The Panties 12.Dawson's Crack 13.Star Whores 14.Sperminator 15.Saturday Night Beaver 16.Done In 60 Seconds 17.A Few Hard Men 18.Everybody Does Raymond 19.Jungle Beaver 20.American Hair Pie Ed.Note Our fav "Done In 60 Seconds" holla. Feel free to add your own in the comments. HOW YOU GONNA MAKE IT AS A GANGSTA RAPPER IF A TWO YEAR OLD GATS YOU UP.
A 22-year-old man died after he was shot in the head by a 2-year-old who picked up a gun from a table.According to the Brunswick Police Department, Curtis Gabriel Collins was shot about 8:30 p.m. in a Brunswick recording studio Tuesday night.
He was rushed to a hospital, where doctors said he could not be revived, WJXT-TV in Jacksonville reported.Investigators said Collins was shot when a child grabbed a loaded gun on a table. The gun went off, hitting Collins as he sat on a nearby sofa.Collins' family said he was doing what he loved when he died. They said he was working on a CD at a recording studio, trying to make it in the music industry. Thursday, December 06, 2007YEP IT'S FRIDAY AND THAT MEANS FUN.  Yep the Friday fun will be at an all time high with both Fast Friday(brrrrrrr) and Sing Sing popping off in Seattle so it's pretty much hipster heaven tomorrow night. Wednesday, December 05, 2007GOODS X ZUNE DEVICE RELEASE...
Last Friday was the party. This Saturday is the release of the GOODS X Zune player. There is an 8GB version (only 5 produced) and an 80GB (only 10 produced) version that will be for sale. But be warned if you use a mac like most people who do any design or media work you have to run windows to work this puppy.
    Tuesday, December 04, 2007THE B IN BUN B STANDS FOR BUMMED PIMP C FOUND DEAD. Pimp C, real name Chad Butler -- and one half of the rap duo UGK, was found dead in a hotel room this morning. He was 33.L.A. County Fire responded to a 911 call at the Mondrian Hotel, located on trendy Sunset Strip in Hollywood. They arrived tohis sixth floor hotel room to find him dead in bed. UGK is best known for appearing on the Jay-Z track "Big Pimpin'" in 2000, and more recently with Outkast on the song "International Player's Anthem (I Choose You)." Pimp C had just performed with fellow rapper Too Short at the "House of Blues" in L.A. on Saturday night. Ed.Note Spice 1 was also shot two times and is in critical condition,rap is soooooo outta control it's not even funny anymore this is just sad but like he said "one day your here and the next your gone." NEW SKETCH BOOK DRAWINGS FROM BLU.       These are a few of the new drawings Italian artist Blu did for a group show called "The Streets Of Europe" at the Jonathan Levine Gallery in New York.I've only seen huge whole wall outdoor instalations from Blu so it's kind of nice to see some of his idea's shrunk down to normal person size. FUCK YEAH,AFTER MORE THAN SIX MONTHS OF WAITING THE WIRE SEASON 4 IS FINALLY IN MY MAIL BOX.
Thanks Netflix about fucking time...
SHAVE THE STACHE TO SAVE YOUR ASS.
Police said a Somerset County man fled a traffic stop, went home, shaved his mustache and changed his clothes, and reported the truck he was driving as stolen.Conemaugh Township police said they stopped Robert Sadlon, 50, for a broken taillight on Thanksgiving night and he ran off. Later, the same officer went to Sadlon's home near Stoystown to investigate the reported theft. There, he found a just-shaven Sadlon in different clothes.Sadlon is charged with drunken driving, escape and related charges.
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