Tuesday, July 31, 2007

 

SILLY ME I THOUGHT RICE WAS WHITE BROWN OR YELLOW JUST LIKE PEOPLE.





Each year,farmers in the town of Inakadate in Aomori prefecture create works of crop art by growing a little purple and yellow leafed-kodaimai rice along with their local green leafed tsugaru-roman variety. This year's main creation a pair of grassy reproductions of famous woodblock prints from Hokusai's 36 Views of Mount Fuji

 

HOW MANY DARKIES HAVE TO DIE FOR THE WHITES TO LISTEN.

The U.N. Security Council voted unanimously on Tuesday to authorize up to 26,000 troops and police in an effort to stop attacks on millions of displaced civilians in Sudan's Darfur region.Expected to cost more than $2 billion in the first year, the combined United Nations-African Union operation aims to quell violence in Darfur, where more than 2.1 million people have been driven into camps and an estimated 200,000 have died over the last four years.The resolution allows the use of force in self-defense, to ensure freedom of movement for humanitarian workers and to protect civilians under attack.Rape, looting, murder and government bombardment drove millions from their homes in Darfur, where mostly non-Arab rebels took up arms in early 2003, accusing Khartoum of neglecting their arid region.

 

IS THIS A SHIFTER CAR...


One of my favorite scenes from Buffalo 66,Vincent Gallo is a definate hero of the Hair because he drives cars that shift themselves luxury cars nigga.

 

HOLLYWOOD PIGEONS GET THEIR FUCK ON SON.

Pigeons living in tinsel town are going on the pill.Hollywood residents believe it's a humane way to reduce the pigeon population and the messes the birds make.Over the next few months a birth control product called OvoControl P, which interferes with egg development, will be placed in bird food in new rooftop feeders.People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals and other animal rights groups approve of the measure.About 5,000 pigeons call the Hollywood area home.

 

SORRY FOR THE LACK OF POSTS LATLEY LONG STORY SHORT...

My power has been shut off for like the last 5 days and I've been really sick which makes it tough to care about blogging.That being said here's a little secret that no one but you will now know,GOODS is having a sneeky little sale that starts right now no E-Mail just a secret sale.All Stussy City tees are $20,all other Stussy tees are $15,Flying Coffin crews and Zips are 30% off,Kim Jones Umbro is 40% off,Maiden Noir is 30% off,what's left off the Undftd is marked 30% down as well as some Nike's and Vans at 30 to 40% off.If you got some money burning a hole in your pocket be one off the first to stop and cop before some reseller buys the whole Stussy rack.

P.S. Some Chicken Noodle soup and a Orange Juice would be nice.

Sunday, July 29, 2007

 

PUBLIK HAIR'S JERK OFF OF THE WEEK.

 

CONTADOR WINS TOUR FOR SPAIN AND TEAM DISCOVERY AGAIN.

Alberto Contador won the doping-scarred Tour de France on Sunday, a new, young and unlikely winner for the three-week race shaken to its core by scandals.The 24-year-old rider for the American Discovery Channel team was the youngest champion since Jan Ullrich of Germany in 1997. He also was the first Spaniard to win the crown since the last of Miguel Indurain's five titles in 1995.His margin of victory - just 23 seconds ahead of Cadel Evans of Australia - was the second-narrowest in the Tour's 104-year history, after 2,200 miles of racing through Britain, Belgium, Spain and France.

 

BUSH PAYS THE TALIBAN TO KILL SOME KOREANS TO FUND HIS WAR ON US ALL.

Taliban leaders said on Sunday their fighters would kill 22 remaining South Korean hostages if the Afghan government did not release rebel prisoners by a new deadline of 7:30 GMT on Monday, a spokesman said.Protestors participate in an anti-war rally calling for the safe return of the kidnapped South Koreans.Taliban spokesman Qari Mohammad Yousuf said the deadline had been set by the Taliban leadership council, headed by elusive leader Mullah Mohammad Omar, giving the threat added weight.The kidnappers killed the leader of the Korean group on Wednesday, but several further deadlines have passed without the rebels carrying out their threat to kill the remaining hostages.

Friday, July 27, 2007

 

AQUAFINA IS FUCKING TAP WATER FOR A $1.50

PepsiCo Inc. will spell out that its Aquafina bottled water is made with tap water, a concession to the growing environmental and political opposition to the bottled water industry.According to Corporate Accountability International, a U.S. watchdog group, the world's No. 2 beverage company will include the words "Public Water Source" on Aquafina labels.

Ed. Note That's why I drink beer suckers.

Thursday, July 26, 2007

 

PREDATOR CAUGHT A BULLET INSTEAD.

NBC is being sued for $105 million by the sister of a suspected pedophile who shot himself at home as the cameras of "Dateline NBC" closed in on him.Bill Conradt was a target of the series "To Catch a Predator" in which NBC and the activist group Perverted Justice set up shop for four days last November at a home in Murphy, Texas.Perverted Justice staff posed as boys and girls online and arranged to meet men there.
Patricia Conradt claims her brother, an assistant county prosecutor, shot himself after he was accused of engaging in a sexually explicit online chat with an adult posing as a 13-year-old boy.She said NBC "steamrolled" police to arrest her brother at his home after he failed to show up at the rigged house 35 miles away.

 

PUBLIKHAIR NO LONGER HAS A CAMERA DUE TO BOOZE AND GRAVITY.

Fuck fuck fuck fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck that's all my neighbors heard for like ten minutes the other night when I got home and realized the sobering fact that I broke my almost new 10 mega pixel canon jammie.

 

WIFEY HEMS UP HER DRUNK HUSBAND COLD.


Yo this bitch is bobbing and weaving colder than Ali,she really got some skills tossing him around like a rag doll I love it how their two little daughters are just sitting there like " Mommy are you done beating Daddy up yet?" and she's all "not right now sweetheart Mommies busy with her chores." classic American DV.

Thanks TB.

 

I DIDN'T KNOW BARRY BONDS RODE A BIKE.

One French newspaper ran a mock obituary for the scandal-tainted Tour de France. Another said the race had become a joke and should be canceled.France reeled Thursday from the news that race leader Michael Rasmussen had been ousted by his team for lying about his whereabouts during pre-race training, the third blow this week to the venerable 104-year-old Tour. In recent days, two riders - including star Alexandre Vinokourov - were thrown out because of positive drug tests.France Soir newspaper ran a mock death notice for the Tour de France on its cover. It said the Tour died Thursday "at age 104, after a long illness.''Liberation newspaper's editorial read: "The Tour must be stopped.''
"This procession of cyclists has been transformed into a caravan of ridicule,'' Liberation wrote. "If the organizers really want to save cycling, they should stop the competition and declare a pause of a few years, enough time to treat these athletes-turned-druggies.''With France reeling from the multiple scandals, even the French prime minister weighed in."Obviously this gives a disastrous image of the Tour de France, but at the same time, if we encourage the organizers, we can clean up French sports and in particular cycling,'' Francois Fillon told RTL radio.Christian Prudhomme, the Tour's director, told Le Parisien newspaper: "You can't mock the Tour de France with impunity.''

 

LOHAN IS EVEN MORE OUT OF CONTROL THAN ME.


Allegedly under the influence and with a small amount of cocaine in her pants pocket, Lindsay Lohan was arrested after chasing the mother of her personal assistant in her car early Tuesday morning, Santa Monica police said.Lindsay Lohan was arrested on charges of drunken driving and possession of a controlled substance.The troubled actress was charged with drunken driving, possession of a controlled substance and other offenses.
It happened just five days after Lohan was booked in connection with a May drunken driving charge.Lt. Alex Padilla said the mother of Lohan's personal assistant called police early Tuesday and said she was trying to drive to the Santa Monica, California, police department because someone was chasing her.She ended up in a parking lot about a block away from the police station, Padilla said.Police spokeswoman Calisse Lindsey said when officers arrived on the scene after receiving the call at 1:34 a.m. PT, they found Lohan driving the vehicle chasing her assistant's mother.

 

AFTER YEARS OF SPECULATION AND CONFUSION...


The Simpsons are finally going to get a full length movie and the day is upon us,tonight at midnight me and a few trusty laugh seekers are going down to the Cinerama to be some of the first in the country to see a Simpsons that runs longer than a half an hour.I can remember watching them on the Tracey Ullman Show when I was like 10 and saying to my parents that they would turn them into a movie well almost twenty years later that prediction is coming true,took long enough feck.

Wednesday, July 25, 2007

 

GOODSET x HUFSET x TRIBUTE SF x WAR ROOM.



Resident Media is bringing the Bay to the Hill this Friday @ The War Room in celebration of Sweets (HufSet) BirthDay.San Fran's own DJ De' will be flying up to get your asses on the dance floor as well as Sea-Town's own and one hell of a guy Soul One plus UPS all spinning.And as usual Goods will be giving away a limited collab tee this time with Tribute SF so get their early if you want one,and god damn it if I didn't mention Hyphy one time oops so close.

Monday, July 23, 2007

 

START DREAMING AGAIN AMERICA.

America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers.
William S. Burroughs, The Job.

Taken from Paul Mittleman's blog on Honeyee,he always has some of the better observations in the blogsphere's.

 

MR. FECK SHIT FECK HIMSELF.


Well after a week of spending money on Benny's Birthday,Stevie BM is trying to make that money.MF Doom's will be available plus a secret SB Dunk for those kiddies that miss out on the Doom's,come drop that chedder on Benny's college fund this Tuesday.

 

RAPPERS HAVE GUNS AND SMOKE WEED,WHO WOULD HAVE GUESSED THAT ?


Hip hop artists Lil Wayne and Ja Rule were arrested Sunday evening after a concert in Manhattan on charges of criminal possession of weapons, each in separate incidents, a New York Police Department spokesman told CNN.Rapper Lil Wayne was arrested after police allegedly caught him smoking marijuana.
Police say officers pulled over a speeding car around 10:37 p.m. on the Upper West Side carrying Ja Rule and two others.They also recovered a .40-caliber pistol from the vehicle.About an hour later Lil Wayne was arrested after officers caught him and another man smoking marijuana on the street.They found a .40-caliber pistol in his possession.Lil Wayne's real name is Dwayne Carter and Ja Rule's is Jeff Atkins.

 

DEA BUSTS 7 ACRES OF TEXAS DITCH WEED.

The Drug Enforcement Administration believes they have found the largest marijuana field in Dallas history.On Friday, agents found 10,451 plants on seven acres on land near Camp Wisdom and Beltline roads.Authorities said whoever planted the field went to great lengths to make sure they had a healthy, yet hidden crop.
On Saturday, a bull dozer was used to cut through a quarter-mile of thick brush so agents could collect the plants.The field of pot was discovered on TXU-owned land near the Trintiy River. Originally, Grand Prairie police believed the crop was in their city limits, but later learned it was on the Dallas County side.During the collection process, officials said the plant sizes ranged from seedlings to 7 feet tall.The estimated street value for the marijuana is $4 million to $5 million.

 

RANDOM PUBLIK FACT.

In an average lifetime a person will walk the equivalent of three times around the world.

 

HOW DID THEY EVEN GET OUT OF THE CAR ?


How do you even begin to explain this one to the cops and what's your insurance gonna say after they see this shit on the local news,weird things happen in Burbank.

Sunday, July 22, 2007

 

"FOR THE LOVE OF GOD" THIS IS GENIUS.



Placed outside of the White Cube Gallery Masons yard at 3.30 am on Sunday night in response to the Damien Hirst's "For The Love of God" diamond skull exhibition.The "For the Love of God" prank was created using 6522 Swarovski crystals and took Laura, the artist, a month to create.

P.S. I'm a little late on this one but needed to post it anyway,if you don't get it this was a fake dumped in front of the gallery where Damian Hirst is showing his 100 million dollar diamond skull,and this makes it seem like trash sorry to doubt your intelligence just thought a back story would help.And also check the old beat up pair of Jordan 5's in the background.

 

POLE JAMMY TURNED INTO A BOMB.



Here's another great example of when the simplest idea turns into genius.Well done D Face and very timely oh wait when is war not timely?

 

WHAT THE FUCK NOW I'VE SEEN IT ALL.


Why are 1500 prisoners in the Philippines choreographing the dance moves to Michael Jackson's Thriller complete with a weirdo balding lady boy? I have no idea but I think all prisons should enact some sort of pop dancing for the general population just look at how happy they seem.Imagine if we could see what goes on in the North Korean jails I heard the just did a great rendition of Prince's Purple Rain.

P.S. Thanks Elliot.

 

RED NECK TRIKE BIKE ROLLIN ON 64's.


Fuck a scooter this is that next level shit.Stevie,Kyle,Strongy and Zack time to up your game.

 

PHEED DON'T FORGET IT'S CHICKEN SUNDAY.




And no weird parts of the dirty bird like the livers and gizzards you've been rolling through with just pure white spicey strip meat please and thank you.

P.S. A few sides of mashed taters wouldn't hurt.

 

NOW THAT'S A FUCKING RUBBER BAND BALL ALRIGHT.


Look at that dude's face trying to push that shit I bet it weighs like 500 pounds.

Friday, July 20, 2007

 

SEATTLE RIDAHS...

Came across this video on youtube of Bob, Josh A., Mikey, Ethan, and Jordan from the last Manik roadtrip filmed and edited by Froberg posted on the tube by Marshall. Don't sleep on Seattle. Muska rail back-fifty YEEE!


 

IT'S A DOG EAT DOG FRONT WHEEL WORLD.


Watch a dog taco a Tour De France's cyclist front wheel as he gets run the fuck over."here doggy doggy sit." Lance Armstrong.

 

"I'M A SNAKE MOTHER FUCKER WHAT DID YOU EXPECT?"




Yep that snake on top ate that guy on bottom and he's now in the snake on tops dead belly.

Thursday, July 19, 2007

 

WE ALL GET SCREWED AT THE MECHANIC BUT THIS IS JUST RIDICULES.

Mechanic Chris Donald loves his work - he has sex with CARS.And he admitted last night "Some men like boobs and bums, but I much prefer curvy bodywork.Chris, 38, has a recognised psychological condition that makes him physically attracted to motors.He has had sex with more than 30 different models in 20 years - plus two motorboats and a pal's JETSKI.Chris, who DOES have a girlfriend, confessed "A nice car for me is a feast for the senses. It's about smells,feelings and tastes. If I see a gorgeous Mercedes I know I'd love to jump into bed with it."

 

WHO SAYS PLAYING VIDEO GAMES DOESN'T PAY.

A British teen got more than he bargained for when he bought a PlayStation 2 on eBay.When the package arrived at the 16-year-old boy's Norfolk home,there were 65,400 Euros(approximately $90,200)inside, according to a BBC report. The police are now trying to trace the package back to the owner.The boy reportedly received the PlayStation 2 on March 20. Two games were missing, and in their place was the cash.
Norfolk Police have until September 22 to hold the money before the matter goes to court. Once in court, the boy's family could apply to have the money returned to them."We know that eBay is a great place to pick up a bargain, although in this case, we agree that the contents of the parcel were somewhat unusual and we will assist with any inquiries the police may wish to make,"an eBay spokesman told the BBC.

 

THIS HUF AIR MAX ONE IS AMAZING.


Yeah,yeah,yeah I know the kiddies are gonna go nuts for the 90 but my money is on the Max One I really,really like this sneaker.It's got every thing going for it gum sole,it's black with small perforations I love small perforations,it's got just a few touches of neon green for the bling and it's a Air Fucking Max Numero Uno,I need a pair now and I'm supposed to be hating shoes.

 

OUR MAIN MAN FaNKULT 78 WAS NICE ENOUGH TO DRAW US A LITTLE LOGO.

 

MORE MADNESS FROM BENICIO'S BIRTHDAY BASH.


Well if Seattle ain't one of the best places to be in the Summer time I'm a monkey's Uncle well more like Benny's Uncle and if I had it my way everyday would be his B-Day.Between the burger's,Animal Chin tee-shirts,Steve tossing prizes like it's 1999 and Russian George killin it I wouldn't want to live ant where else.

Tuesday, July 17, 2007

 

NEW P.A.M. BOOKS MAKE THE WORLD A BETTER PLACE.


P.A.M. has just released three excellent new books to add to their series. Each book has a limited run of 1000 copies,and is now available from Someday and other P.A.M. retailers worldwide.

Rolling Stones Fans, by Joseph Szabo.
Photographer Joseph Szabo's document of a Rolling Stones concert in Philadelphia,1978. Amazing and beautiful photographs of an excited day's outing...

Around The World,by Genevieve Gauckler.
Hi-definition collage landscapes by French artist/graphic designer Genevieve Gauckler, made in conjunction with her show at Someday Gallery. Coexisting with her cute signature characters, are obsolete electronics, junk foods, pets and famous monuments,in worlds of chaos, color and fun.

Your Logo Here, by Deanna Templeton.
A photographic essay on a recent trend of Southern Californian "body logo's" and their mark on the local youth by photographer Deanna Templeton. Featuring text by skateboarder and artist Ed Templeton.

Via-HypeBeast.

 

BLACK GIRL POSSESED BY THE WHYTE GURL.


Can you believe that someone loves this woman,she's someone's daughter,sister and god forbid Mother.Crack is one hell of a drug and from the looks of her it ain't very fun but this is what goes on in my hood.

 

10 YEARS OF SILENCE BROKEN BY BIKE FALL.

Told he needed a tonsil operation at the age of three, Ben Grocock was terrified.So terrified, he insisted he would never speak again if the surgery went ahead.His parents brushed off his threat (he was three, after all) and the operation took place.But when Ben awoke, he stuck to what became his final word. For the next ten years he retreated into a world of silence.Until now. At 13,Ben has started talking properly for the first time,It only changed when he fell off his bike and said: "Ouch,that hurt!"Once he had done that, it was like he broke the barrier with me and could carry on talking.The breakthrough came when his school,Liskeard Community College,enrolled him on a confidence building course with Cornwall Fire Brigade.

 

MOVE YOUR HOUSE I NEED A PARKING SPACE.


Talk about down-sizing! One woman is living in a house that you really have to see to believe."It's 84 square feet, so roughly the size of a parking spot. Actually, smaller than a parking spot," says Dee Williams, who decided it was time to move. She was living in a 1,500-square foot home in Portland, but decided the house wasn't small enough - yes, small enough!Dee built the tiny cabin herself out of salvaged material. She picked the door out of a dumpster and retrieved the floors from a house fire. Dee's new tiny home sits in her friend's backyard.It takes Dee five steps, sometimes four, to get from one end of her house to the other. "Two steps through the kitchen and you're in my living room. Two steps into the living room, you bang into the wall," Dee says, laughing.

 

TOP 10 MOVIES THAT SAY THE WORD FUCK ALOT.

Fuck-857 # of Fucks-93 Min.
Nil by Mouth-428 # of Fucks-128 Min.
Casino-398 # of Fucks-178 Min.
Alpha Dog -367 # of Fucks-118 Min.
Jarhead-335 # of Fucks-123 Min.
Twin Town-318 # of Fucks-99 Min.
Summer of Sam -315 # of Fucks-142 Min.
Running Scared -315 # of Fucks-122 Min.
Martin Lawrence Live:-311 # of Fucks-113 Min.
Goodfellas-300 # of Fucks-145 Min.

Who would have guessed that a movie titled Fuck would be # 1,and just for the record Pulp Fiction was # 19.

Monday, July 16, 2007

 

THE WORLD IS SAFE AGAIN.


The terror level can go back to green after the FBI caught the most wanted terrorist since Osama,Rosie Hussain the old ruler of The View.

 

I THINK THIS ASS JUST HYPNOTIZED ME.


Good lord this women is talented The Pubs really want's to thank her mother.Now who wants to smell the seat?

 

REASON # 2901 WHY GHOST FACE IS THE BEST.

Sho 'nuff, hit the bank and thrust
Cool Nauticas Jamie Summer got trained on the tour bus
We upgrade, swallow raw eggs, read the label
Hittin' white-label, left the Winnebago unstable
Smooth sailin', walked in, my earth started kneelin'
Started stealin', I'm too ill, see we're bellin' at the parlay
Kicked up, mack, max motion
Michael Bolton magazine call, I'm too potent
Louisville mix pain kill rap, Fuck benadryl
The violin in 'Knowledge God' sounded ill
Tremendously obnoxious, no blotches
My telephone watch'll leave bartenders topless
Dead on the prosecutor, smacked a juror
Me and my girl'll run like Luke and Laura
We sit back on Malayan islands
Sippin' mix drinks out of boat coconut bowls, we whylin'

 

STUNTIN LIKE MY SISTER.


This is one of the best and worst things that I have ever seen on a bike,these girls are crazy talented though.Now who wants to smell the seat?

 

SOME WHERE MIKE SCHMIDT IS CRYING VERY HARD RIGHT NOW.


Through the last-place finishes, September collapses and every agonizing failure over the past 125 years, no team has lost quite like the Philadelphia Phillies.Futility has followed them since the day they were born, and Sunday night was no different for the losingest team sports history. Loss No. 10,000 came when Albert Pujols hit two of the St. Louis Cardinals' six homers in a 10-2 rout.
Not surprisingly, this defeat resembled the thousands that came before. Bad starting pitching, brutal relief and hardly any hitting. And, of course, lots of booing."I don't know too much about 10,000 losses," Phillies manager Charlie Manuel said. "I try and concentrate on the wins." From Connie Mack Stadium to the Vet and Citizens Bank Park, the Phillies have had few moments to celebrate.St. Louis manager Tony La Russa said he had the ball from the final out and would auction if off, with the money going toward his animal rescue foundation.
"That ball is history," he said. "It's nothing to be ashamed about."Never known as lovable losers, cursed, or even affectionately as bums, the Phillies had a big head start in earning this pitiable total: They played their first game on May 1, 1883, against the Providence Grays. Of course, the Quakers lost 4-3 to Old Hoss Radbourn and started 0-8. They went on to lose 81 of 98 games in their inaugural season.

 

TURNS OUT CARS ARE THE BOMB IN IRAQ.

At least 80 people have been killed in the northern Iraqi city of Kirkuk in a coordinated attack by a suicide truck bomber in a crowded market and a separate car bomb parked on a busy street, police say.The aftermath of one of the bombs that exploded in Baghdad on Monday.South of Baghdad, thousands of U.S. troops swooped on a suspected al Qaeda in Iraq safe haven used to reinforce militants fighting in the capital, the military said.
Iraqi police said 136 people were wounded in the Kirkuk blasts Monday and warned that the death toll could rise further.The explosion scattered bodies across the market, set dozens of cars on fire and trapped passengers on a bus where they burned to death, the cameraman said.The car bomb exploded in a commercial area called Iskan, near shops and a bus garage, police said. The two blasts came within minutes of each other, police said.U.S. and Iraqi forces have launched a series of big security clampdowns since the last of 28,000 extra U.S. troops ordered to the country by U.S. President George W. Bush arrived a month ago.

 

HOW MUCH DOES THE TAP WATER COST?

It's not the first thing you think of when you think of bars, but the new drink of choice is also the oldest drink of choice.Water is the latest trend when it comes to taste and a bit of marketing.Glass, plastic, carbonated, non carbonated, high mineral content ... no, it's not a fancy drink or a fine wine. Diane Felicissimo is talking about the latest craze -- water.It's a business making a splash. Americans spent more last year on bottled water than on iPods and movie tickets -- a whopping $15 billion.
"I have probably close to 80 different types of waters," owner Felicissimo said.This luxury water comes from all over the world and contains magnesium, calcium and even potassium. One brand, "10 thousand B.C." is a top seller at $30 per bottle."They get it from British Columbia, Canada," Felicissimo said. "It's a three-day journey by yacht to get to their water source." If you want some "Bling H2O," plan on paying an amazing $55 for less than a liter.

 

WHEN DID THEY INSTALL SPEED BUMPS IN THE PARK ?

An officer on routine patrol discovered the body of a woman lying in the street around 3:30 a.m. Thursday after his unlit cruiser drove over her, said Springfield Police Division Chief Stephen Moody.Buffy Jo Freeman, 29, 821 W. North St., was already dead when the officer drove into the park, he said.Police discover body after driving over itThe officer was driving about 10 to 15 mph in a poorly lit area of the park near the tennis courts and playground with all the cruiser's lights off, a routine police procedure, he said.
"This is an area that's used by people in the early morning hours for illegal activity," said Moody. "It's an accepted police practice to be able to get into the area unseen, the officer did nothing wrong."Investigators do not have a cause of death, but there were obvious signs of trauma to her body, he said.Freeman was last seen by an acquaintance around 11 p.m. Wednesday, according to a police report."It's quite possible that the person who caused her death knew her," said Moody. "We're looking at everything."An autopsy is being performed by the Montgomery County Prosecutor's Office.

Sunday, July 15, 2007

 

BENNY'S FIRST BIRTHDAY PARTIES + A FEW RANDOM PICS TAKEN THIS WEEKEND.


Angelina a.k.a. Benicio's Mom,a.k.a. Put's up with Steve.

Grommets eating ketchup and mustard on buns and loving it.

Unkle Torby a.k.a. Where the fuck is 7-11.

Suicidal Tendencies boarding the fairy.

Benny and Mary chillin in Vietnam a.k.a. Fremont.

Heineken mini keg on a Friday afternoon get's the thumbs up from the Pubs.

Stevie Daddy Maker,Josh K and Brown Town after their 3 hour tour/water ballon attack.

J.R. and Pheed enjoying Paully's meat.

Paully Pockets grilling more meat to eat.

Rode up on a pack of wolves.

Downtown Seattle shot while riding on Alki Beach.

Cherry Canoe has "class" that's an old veriflex signed by every member of Social Distortion,now that's a birthday present befitting "Mommy's Little Monster."

Jason Coffins was a bad boy so he had to sit in time out.

This made me so happy,now that's a fuckin scrapper nigga.

Life is good.

Seattle's Stone Henge a.k.a. GasWorks Park.

Fourty Bears throwin up the W.C. rockin the Benny Birth Day Animal Chin tee.(uber limited son)

Jordan,Homie ?,Mikey B.

Mt.Rainer just chillin.

The Man of the Weekend !!!

 

HOLLA AT CHA BOY'S 1ST B-DAY.


Fresh off our trip to Vashon Island yesterday for Benny's friends and fam party now's your chance to rub elbows with the kid who is going to run this town in the years to come so head on down to Inner-space today and start the brown nosing.Plus the Goods Animal Chin Have You Seen Him tee is priceless.

Friday, July 13, 2007

 

YES FINALLY AN ART SHOW I'LL LIKE.


Two old freinds and two very talented people named Aaron Harris and Rob Stites will be having an art show this Saturday at 20twenty gallery @ 5208 Ballard Ave from 6-9.I strongly recomend finding time in your busy lives to check this show out,or go "CRY ME A RAINBOW."Anyone that wants to ride out give me a shout on my Sky Pager.

 

CHECK OUT ADAMSON'S SHIT EATING SMERK.


Boy oh boy do they love this Chicano who is obviously a real big police supporter,I think he bought like 25 tickets to last year's Police ball for shit's and some giggles.

 

HAPPY FRIDAY THE 13 TH TO ALL YOU NIGHTMARES OUT THERE.


Krueger gives the Hair five blades up on the 13th for sure and gives Jason one.

 

GOOD THING THAT IT AIN'T KOREA PSYCH JUST JOKING MIKE.


A puppy has been born in Japan with a large, clear, love-heart-shaped pattern in his coat.The chihuahua was born in May as one of a litter to a breeder.Shop owner Emiko Sakurada said it was the first time a puppy with the marks had been born out of a thousand she had bred.She had no plans to sell the puppy, which has been named "Heart-kun".

 

HEY AMERICA MAKE UP YOUR MIND ARE YOU SCARED OR FAT.

Ed.Note I'm neither.

 

A COUCH SURFS ON THE CLOUDS FOR 193 MILES.


Last weekend, Kent Couch settled down in his lawn chair with some snacks and a parachute. Attached to his lawn chair were 105 large helium balloons.With instruments to measure his altitude and speed, a global positioning system device in his pocket, and about four plastic bags holding five gallons of water each to act as ballast he could turn a spigot, release water and rise.
Nearly nine hours later, the 47 year old gas station owner came back to earth in a farmer's field near Union, short of Idaho but about 193 miles from home.
"When you're a little kid and you're holding a helium balloon, it has to cross your mind," Couch told the Bend Bulletin."When you're laying in the grass on a summer day, and you see the clouds, you wish you could jump on them," he said. "This is as close as you can come to jumping on them. It's just like that."Couch is the latest American to emulate Larry Walters who in 1982 rose three miles above Los Angeles in a lawn chair lifted by balloons. Walters had surprised an airline pilot, who radioed the control tower that he had just passed a guy in a lawn chair. Walters paid a $1,500 penalty for violating air traffic rules.

 

YUM YUM GIVE ME SOME CARDBOARD FILLS MY TUM OH YEAH AND 40 % FATTY MEAT.

Chopped cardboard, softened with an industrial chemical and flavored with fatty pork and powdered seasoning, is a main ingredient in batches of steamed buns sold in one Beijing neighborhood, state television said.Steamed buns sold in Beijing contain 60 percent cardboard, a report on China Central Television said.The report, aired late Wednesday on China Central Television, highlights the country's problems with food safety despite government efforts to improve the situation.
Countless small, often illegally run operations exist across China and make money cutting corners by using inexpensive ingredients or unsavory substitutes. They are almost impossible to regulate.State TV's undercover investigation features the shirtless, shorts-clad maker of the buns, called baozi, explaining the contents of the product sold in Beijing's sprawling Chaoyang district.
The hidden camera follows the man, whose face is not shown, into a ramshackle building where steamers are filled with the fluffy white buns, traditionally stuffed with minced pork.The surroundings are filthy, with water puddles and piles of old furniture and cardboard on the ground."What's in the recipe?" the reporter asks. "Six to four," the man says."You mean 60 percent cardboard? What is the other 40 percent?" asks the reporter. "Fatty meat," the man replies.

 

FOR CRYING OUT LOUD MICHAEL MOORE FUCKS CAPONE N NORIEGA WHILE WOLFE SUCKS A SANJAY GUPTA LIVE.


If you are bored at work or have 15 minutes to spare please watch this it will make you a slightly smarter person.

 

PUBLIK HAIR TEAM RIDER 4 LIFE.


Nico Fish back on his grind and killin it so watch out Seattle.

Thursday, July 12, 2007

 

KID SEX CHANGE STORE NOW OPEN.


Drop by the new Kid Sex Change store and chop little Timmy's pecker off.

 

THIS MONTH'S ISSUE OF BRUTUS.



If your into biking go find a copy of this months Brutus magazine it's from Japan so it's a little hard to find check Uwajimaya in the ID.That photo is of now Philly and once Seattle resident Willis "Water" not stopping for anything.

 

PLEASE "BUST" ME OFFICER.


Um I've never wanted to be arrested more in my whole life.

 

PITBULL TAKES TODDLERS BOOTY HOLE.

A disturbing and violent attack leaves a toddler in serious condition at Women and Children's Hospital. Neighbors heard a mother screaming that her child was being raped.Lockport Police received a 911 call from a frantic City of Lockport mother Sunday afternoon.The mother told Lockport Police that she left her two-year-old unattended for a short time and after hearing the baby scream, she ran to see what was wrong.
When she got in the room, she told Lockport Police the dog had sodomized the toddler. The mother screamed, scaring the dog and it ran out of the house.One neighbor told 2 On Your Side, she heard the mother screaming "the dog is raping my baby." Neighbors ran to help, but only one man was able to get the dog and child apart.
Anastacio Castillo says "I tried to get the dog away from the baby, the dog was already inside the baby." When the baby was finally free, he was visibly sick.

 

PIKE & BOREN 1920...



Old photographs are real interesting, especially of familiar places, found this one. Minus the ford model T's the block hasn't changed that much. Right?

Tuesday, July 10, 2007

 

PUBLIKHAIR SAYS YO MAMA'S...

Yo Momma's so fat she once went on a seafood diet...whenever she saw food she ate