Wednesday, January 31, 2007Fashion Fashion FashionIs there anything that Mr.T can't do I mean "mustard socks and a ketchup sache'" damn T knows whats really hood. "RUMORS TALK BACK."BBQ IN THE STREETS OF SEATTLE.
What the feck some dude downtown today was spraying lighter fluid on people and then setting them ablaze no joke he caught 3 people on fire and tried to light an 82 year old man too,but he fended him off with his cane well done.They wound up cathching the guy after some citizens held him down until the cops got there.
Tuesday, January 30, 2007BUSH OUTLAWS HISTORY & SCIENCE.
In the what the fuck is going on with this world news Paully Pockets just told me that Pres. Bush has made it illegal for tour guides at the Grand Canyon to tell the real age of the canyon because the fucking evangelics believe that the world is only like 3000 years old I mean,really are you serious there's no way your joking ha ha ha,what your really serious oh my fucking no no this just proves there's no god if the leader of the free world actually believes that the world is only 3000 years old and that EVOLUTION doesn't exist no way.
RUMMY & SADDY. "Sorry it had to go down like that good ol' buddy but you under stand it's just business never personal see you soon enough down there." I FOUND THE BLACK WALDO.
I just saw Thomas Grey in the audience of the Jimmy Kimmel Show during the SpankRock set and he had on that Mariners hat CLASSIC.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING OUT TO BE ON PUBLIKHAIR."I Just Wanted Some Gas." "Part B-Boy,Part Gymnast,Mostly Fucking Street Fighter 3." "I just wanna know about the Art Carney situation?" Actual PublikHair reader quote....
Cleared of "any wrongdoing" what would he have had to do to be guilty? Fuck him in the ass with a rusty fire hydrant.
BIG FAME UNO ! Monday, January 29, 2007"SEE YOU IN HELL."YOU-TUBE IS GOING TO PAY PEOPLE A % OF AD REVENUE FOR THE MOST POPULAR OR CREATIVE VIDEOS STARTING WITHIN 6 MONTHS.Sunday, January 28, 2007BAD FLYING WORSE MUSIC & A DEAD DUCK.         After work today I thought it might be a good idea to meet Steve at the park wit Pheed and Jason to watch him fly his new radio controlled plane that's where the idea should have stopped.Some how he talked Me,Pheed as well as Angelina and baby Benny to go to Target to get a helicopter to go along with the plane,two seconds into the ride Steve and Angelina start arguing no big deal,then we get to Target after 45 minutes in the toy section with Stevie and Pheed debating which is the cooler color,we finally leave.Every one exept for me wanted Gorditos(I had a burrito 4 lunch) so off to Queen Anne we go even though I told them that Gorditos closed down,big surprise it's shut down when we get their.So then we procide to get lost on top of Queen Anne hill,the whole time mind you Steve is forcing us to listen to that fucking Vans Song on repeat over and over again when we actually roll up on the VANS TOUR VAN no joke,well Red Mill burgers seemed like the next solution so twenty minutes later we find out that they've run out of MEAT what the fuck I'm not listening to that song again with out some food in my stomach,right next door is the PANASIA Restaraunt thing what ever let's do it.Let's just say that Pheed ordered a DUCK and if food was music this would have been that VANS SONG ON REPEAT FOR LIFE,yeah that good at that point what else can you do but go get drunk that's what I'm doing right now thank god. Saturday, January 27, 2007RANDOM PUBLIK FACT.
More people commit suicide on Monday than any other day of the week.
BUSH'S APPROVAL RATE FALLS JUST TO 31%,I DON'T KNOW BUT THAT SEEMS A LITTLE HIGH DOESN'T IT ?EBT IN DA EVT. Manik's poster boy big Josh Jones getting his "Ironic Bandana" steez on.If you know Josh then you know how good this flick really is,feck can't stop the crooks. FUCK THE POLICE.Here's a perfect example of our fine friendly law enforment agengencies serving the American publik to the best of their abbilities.She is underage and working a job could you imagine how this cop would treat someone if he caught them stealing something or selling drugs,insucure power tripping asshole's. HEADS UP WHEN I'M DROPPIN SOME SHIT. The Publik Hair's favorite little munchkin Benny Blanco rockin the hot new Flying Coffin hat you know your boy's got style. HELL HAVE NO FURY LIKE THE NEXT DAY'S HANG-OVER.               Well last night was a real blur apparently open bars and pills lead to people being not so happy with you and you being not so happy with yourself the next day,I guess I was a real bundle of fun (sorry Erin and any one at SeaSoundLounge).That being said last night Me,Mike Series,Shooter,Mexi Mike,Garret,J-Biz,Jorge,Bape Alex and Big James mobbed deep took full advantage of the free booze and watched The Clipse killed it. Thursday, January 25, 2007"FREEDOM,FREEDOM,FREEDOM,IT's SO EASY FOR ME TO SAY BECAUSE IT's ALL I'VE EVER KNOW."
FaNKULT78.
BOO,WHO WANT'S TO BE A FREEDOM FIGHTER? Well I was just minding my own business walking down the street contemplating Bush's new plan in Iraq when out of no where Lady Liberty jumped up and scared the freedom right out of me,my great great grand parents would be so let down right now. RANDOM PUBLIK FACT.
The world record for the longest PROJECTILE VOMIT in history is 27 feet,no fucking joke 27 feet on flat ground no less.
WATCH VERY CAREFULLY AS YOUR FREEDOM IS PULLED FROM YOUR BEGGING HANDS.I don't know about you but I saw no plane,however I did see two missile's hit the pentagon,who knows people can do alot with computers shit,but someone can do alot more if their the President naw mean. HUFFMAN's NEW COME UP.  Huffy found this shit on some random "feck I just wanted to get stoned but a bunch of Mexicans were in the parking garage so I went for a drive and ended finding this shit at the Ville on my lunch break." PERFECT!!! Oh yeah it was like $ 6.oo bucks or some shit fuck the Euro. Modeled by Maui Shawn. JASON's NEW COME UP. I hate toys but I have to admit I really wouldn't mind owning one of these guys,unfortunately there's no way I'm gonna shell out like 225 Euros or whatever Paul said they were going for,I mean fuck that could be like 500 dollars for all I know. Monday, January 22, 2007I'M REALLY A SERIOUS ACTRESSShut that bitch up,that's how you treat em'. WARDROBE MALFUNCTION. Click on this pic to see Jessica Simpsons perfect little nipples,just ignore the Filipino Rosie O'Donald look-alike if at all possible. Random Google Pic Of The Week.FECK YESTERDAY WAS HUFFMURDA'S & JASON COFFIN'S BERFDAY'S.AND REMEMBER IT'S NOT A YEAR OLDER BUT A YEAR WISER.
From The PUBS.
"F.Y.I." I HAVE WATCHED LOST IN TRANSLATION 5 OUTTA THE LAST 6 NIGHTS.
And if weren't for Portland and Blockbuster wanting it back tomorrow who know's how many nights it really might be?
WHEN GIVEN A CHANCE...
After 41 years without a Black Head Coach leading a single team to a Super Bowl the flood gates have burst with Lovie Smith of the Chicago Bears and Tony Dungy of the Indianapolis Colts both leading their respective teams to the biggest game of the season.Not only that but Payton Manning has finally exorcised the ghost of Tom Brady(for the moment) with an amazing come from behid win, now let's see if he starts to take his place amongst the games all-time greats or just the all-time paid.
For the record I picked the Saints & the Pats,shows what I know. SEA TO PEA BACK TO SEA.            Here are a few random pics of the "STPBTS" rally that included "TONY SOSA"(at da wheel),"JOSE"(nice fence),"PHEED"(11 piece),and "THE JEW"(half price) in a drunken cross state driving,Popeye's eating,weed smoking with Pheed,"ghetto horse" basketball playing,beer drinking,L.A. bank robbery watching,strangers house sleeping(for about an hour),delirious 7 in the morning drive to Beaverton,cold line waiting,Makers Mark drinking,smoking weed with Pheed,random Kerwin sighting,Jordan 5 buying(1/2 price no tax),Elmer's breakfast eating,weed smoking wit Pheed, and finally driving back to Seattle asleep most the way thanks to "Tony Sosa",and extra special thanks to the Nike Employee store. (THAT REALLY MEANS JOSE & SOSA.) Friday, January 19, 2007THE PUBLIK HAIR DOES PORTLAND.
I will be invading the land of Strip Clubs and Tax Free Jordan Fives tonight, anyone in the P-Town area who wants to entertain the Diamond Jew and crew leave a comment on what's crackin.
Thursday, January 18, 2007THE KING IS BACK. The reason why I love movies is simple they take you to another place sometimes it's a beautiful place sometimes it's a scary place sometimes it's both.But no matter how many places I go I've never been any place that Mr.Lynch has been.And I can't wait to go to his new place called Inland Empire the last time I went to a movie theater was to see Mulholland Dr. and I have a feeling the next time I go may be right around the corner from this place. BOUT TO GET ON SOME OLD JUNIOR HIGH SCHOOL SHIT...MOBB DEEP-SHOOK ONES pt. 2 JERU THE DAMAJA-COME CLEAN RAEKWON-GLACIERS OF ICE GROUP HOME-LIVIN' PROOF COMMON-I USED TO LOVE H.E.R. Remember when you'd watch RapCity every day after school well take a trip down memory lane with me and watch these 5 classic video's that were all in heavy rotation in the early to mid 90's,what a great time it was to be young and a fan of hip-hop. I'm really depressed now feck. PUMA x CROOKED TONGUE 2 I got my greedy little hands on a pair of the new Puma Crooked Tongue's.There's only 24 pairs getting shipped to the States and if your any good at math that means only 23 pairs left. What up Ryan. Wednesday, January 17, 2007DREAM A LITTLE DREAM. Mikey B. closing his eyes and wishing that he is going to win Tampa Am and when he gets back these girls will be waiting naked for him in the Havana bathroom,hey it could happen.GOOD LUCK MIKEY LET EM' KNOW. SEATTLE IDOL.
Tonight is the stop in Seattle for American Idol, which from the previews looks to be the funniest shit since Borat,Simon said that it was the worst city ever in the history of Idol I can't wait.
Tuesday, January 16, 2007SAD CLOWN LAUGHS AGAIN pt. 4 This time it's Bizzy Blanco's turn at making the sad clown laugh who knows where he'll be getting his 50 yard drunken stare on but I guarantee it'll be saucey,if you see him out tonight buy him a beer Happy Birth Day Homie . SO THIS IS WHY GIRLS GO TO THE BATHROOM IN PAIRS. Well the bathroom is pink and I guess things like eating another girls pussy on the toilet in a crowded clubs publik rest room on a Friday night while people take pictures of you "For A Famous Seattle Blog Site" does seem inevitable, but damn you couldn't incorporate in the plunger I mean come on. P.S. Thanks Mike Series & Bailee's Room-Mate. P.S.S. Marshall the weed brownies and all night booze fest allowed me to watch Ray Allen drop 54 on the Jazz,lose my hat,lose my motor skills,lose my keys,sprain my ankle and end up lost in translation with random bruises all over my body, thanks a "bakers" dozen. THE PUBS PHAVORITE PHOTOGRAPHER IN AWHILE.     Check out this dude www.peterbeste.com his pictures are awsome and you can tell he really gets imbedded in the life styles of his subjects which at times seem rather dark (perfect 4 me).I'm pretty sure he has some photo's in the newest Arkitip which is 75% ad's latley but check it out anyways because it's still better than 75% off the stuff out there overall.The reason I'm writing this is because about a year ago I did a "photo-transfer painting" with one of his photo's and I just recently found out his name and I felt guilty so I'm letting you know about his work. Monday, January 15, 2007ON PURPOSE? How bummed is Jason that he has made a New Era hat that matches a SB Dunk and on top of that it's for a band that he actually likes yikes. STINKY LEGS O' LAMB. Huffmurda politicking on the celly sporting this seasons latest accessory a big fucking leg o' lamb so stop being salty,just go cop yourself some stinky meat. Happy dead black man day everyone.
R.I.P. M.L.K. Jr.
JUST FOR J.BIZ    I'm not even going to touch this one it's for my dun J.BIZ at thefastkash check in on his blog in the next couple of days and see what commentary he comes up with on these beauties, I promise he won't let us down. LATEST SADDAM DEATH VIDEO.You may have seen this already but it's worth another watch. "LACK FACE"Sunday, January 14, 2007Um That Was Breast Milk.Wow when I was a kid one of my local skateboard/snowboard shops had an on going challenge to anyone who could drink a gallon of chocolate milk in 5 minutes without puking could have the snowboard of their choosing for free,needless to say I wish that I knew this guy back in the day we all could have made some money and it would have saved me my McDonalds that I threw up every time I tried to drink a gallon of milk (and I don't even fuckin snowboard.) BYE BYE BYRDS.
The Seahawks crazy season has run it's course and although they didn't make it back to the bowl they did a whole lot better than the "Stealers".It was our game to win today and the Hawks really did give it their all one play here one play there and who knows maybe were going to NawLons.It's rather fitting that a game winning field goal beat us though seeing how many times we snuck one out.Everything being everything the Hawks had a season that they should be proud of and a few moves and we'll be right back in the thick of things next season ONLY 7 MONTHS TILL TRAING CAMP I CAN'T WAIT.
P.S. GO SAINTS. P-ROD 2 SNEEK PEEK. The P-Rod meets Cement Print we all know what happened last time this pair teamed up,everyone knows that I hate everything latley but their are alot of really nice touches on this shoe (even though the pic sucks) TRUST ME. Actual PublikHair reader quote....
"Siegs' flavor-saver is a vortex from which there is no escape."
BYE BYE BENADRILL. Major shots to Benadrilla (pic. wit NicoFish) who just bounced to Tulsa to make a man out of himself,Ben is a really good kid with a ton of potential to be a real player in this world.Keep your head up and keep the HAIR updated on yo life,Best Luck Homie Seattle Will Miss You. P.S. I wouldn't have a Myspace account if it weren't for these two young computer wiz's and they wouldn't have those sneakers if it weren't for me. Friday, January 12, 2007LIKE A GLOVE.Fuck driven to the hole better than Gary Payton. FLYING COFFINxFITTEDxNEW ERA. One of the home-town hero's is hitting em over the head again this time with a splendid New Era hat.As always with FC it's the little details that separate them from you,3 different types of metallic threads(including silver contrast thread on a purple bill) get em at Fitted in Hawaii,Goods in Seattle or from the flying coffin web site as well as most other places that FC sells to. GUESS WHO'S CHIN THIS IS ? Leave your answer in the comments section,winner gets to go to the Sonics Game tonight(I know they suck but what). FUCK CHICAGO!!! Big up to Tarny for droppin the 12th man gloves on me I'll rep em tough Sunday.Get the lead out Seattle it's pay back time for the embarrassment earlier this year,THE PLAYOFF's ARE HERE MOTHER FUCKERS!!! Thursday, January 11, 2007LEAVE GRAFF ALONE. What the fuck does graff have to do with selling K-Swiss sneakers NOTHING and lets keep it that way,an all time new low K-Spray this is a joke right. GOODSxMANIK SKATE NIGHT.Big up to Stevie BM,Mike M,Marshall,Mikey Burton,Josh Jones,Bobby S,Jamie B and anyone else involved in killing it. (Mikey B's fakie tre down the double set feck.) STATE OF WHO's UNION?
U.S. troop increase
Bush will commit 17,500 additional U.S. combat troops, the equivalent of five combat brigades, to Baghdad. The first brigade is to arrive Jan. 15; the next on Feb. 15; the remainder in separate waves every 30 days. Bush will commit 4,000 more Marines, in two waves, to Anbar, a province that is a base of the mostly Sunni insurgency and foreign al-Qaida fighters. The president's upcoming supplemental budget request will include $5.6 billion to pay for his new commitment of troops. Expand embedding of U.S. advisers into Iraqi security forces. Economic aid $414 million to expand the Provincial Reconstruction Teams and set up new Provincial Support Teams to help with rebuilding. $400 million in quick-response funds to address civilian problems. $350 million more for the Commander's Emergency Response Program, set up in 2003 to give field commanders money to solve local problems that quickly the improve daily the lives of Iraqis. Iraqi commitments Allocate $10 billion to assist in reconstruction efforts. Deliver three brigades for Baghdad; the first on Feb. 1; then two more on Feb. 15. Crack down on insurgents and give U.S. and Iraqi troops the authority to pursue all extremists, regardless of sect of religion. Reform cabinet to provide equal government services to all regions and sects. Regional diplomacy He will not propose direct talks with Iran and Syria, and will insist that they become constructive, not meddling influences in Iraq and the region. Benchmarks Finalize an oil law that will share the profits of Iraq's resources among various ethnic sects and regions in a way that unites the country. Ease the policy of "de-Baathification," which purged ex-members of Saddam Hussein's Sunni-led Baathist rule from the top layers of government institutions. Hold provincial elections to bring Sunnis back into the political process at local level Increase the transfer of security to Iraqi security forces by the end of the year. Incase you missed it last night here's Bush's new Iraq plan of action at a glace,WERE FUCKED. SADDAM MUSIC VIDEO.Many of you may not know this but Saddam was a huge rave fan and I know wherever he is even though he wants to hate it he secretly is loving this little gem right now. Wednesday, January 10, 2007HEAVYPHILTHY PHEED. Here's my boy Phil repping the "G" to the fullest chek out what he's been eating and the new shoes that he's picked up at www.pheed.net jump on the band wagon now before it rolls out of town.Also thank him for www.youtvpc.com he didn't make it or anything but he let me know about it. BLONDE BOMBSHELLS. And the war rages on with no end in sight,Adam and Zack are still going strong growing out their beautiful golden locks.Side bets are still being accepted come on down to the shop to place your wages.Which one of these titans will give in to the barber's chair first,will they end up looking like Debbie Harry only time will tell can you feel the exitement. Tuesday, January 09, 2007REALLY RUFF RIDERS. Saw this shit on my way to work yesterday,no joke son. UNITED SNAKES IN AMERICA. Here's a collage of Donald Rumsfeld made entirely from Abu Graib prison pictures.  Here's a collage of Dick Chaney made entirely out of oil rigs and SUV pictures.  Here's a collage of John Ashcroft made entirely from porn pictures. Monday, January 08, 2007"THE EYES KAN'T SLEEP."WHY MUSTARD CRY?Thanks to Elliot we have a new favorite rapper at THE HAIR,just when you thought hip-hop was dead the information super highway know as the world wide web gives us our new messiah,all praise due. Sunday, January 07, 2007TAKE THAT,TAKE THAT."SHE RIDE THAT DICK GOOD AND MAKE A MEAN CHEESE PIZZA."
Lil' WAYNE 2006.
It's All Going Into The Crapper. I don't ever want to meet the retard who needs to wipe their ass with Bape toilet paper just so Nigo can wipe his ass with Hundred dollar bills.Wow the APE is really taking a shit on them with this one. THANK YOU TONY!!!!!!!!!!! From hero to goat I think they might lynch Romo in Texas,President Bush will have him assasinated or something.But here in Seattle he could run for Mayor although I think Josh Brown would beat him regardless we here at PublikHair thank you Tony. SHIVER ME TIMBERS Big up to Ryan Case on the FaNKULT78 Artist Of The Year nod for his SLAMxHYPE.com best of 2006 list.It's real funny to be named next to people like Bansky and Futura,you lit a fire under my ass to get busy I've been in a real funk latley.Here's a classic flick of your boy PUMA RYAN flexing his muscle Johnny Depp style AAAAARGH. |
