Friday, December 29, 2006

 

IMPROMTU SADDAM DEATH PARTY TONIGHT.

REST IN PISS HOMIE.

 

BACK FROM THE AINA.


ROB AND MARY ARE BACK FROM HAWAII and KALANI LEFT TODAY.

P.S. I MISS THE SUN.

 

DEATH OF WHO's PARTY?


Well if your looking for some sweaty fun I'm sure you'll find it at Nuemo's tonight,Pretty Titty,Four Color Zack,and Aaron Lacrate from Bodymore,Murderland spinning.Free beer from 10-11 not like you'll be out that early but it's their,also sponsered by Actual Pain(what up TJ),Puma(what up Ryan)and Goods(what up Fam).I'm BLACKLISTED from the fine venue(what up Britt) so you'll have to have fun for me HOLLA.

Thursday, December 28, 2006

 

NERDCORE FO' LIFE.


No unfortunatly this is not a joke it's a trailer for an actual movie,yeah once again I'm always the last to know.

 

KID DYNAMITE.


I could watch this shit all day Tyson's left is fucking devastating.

Tuesday, December 26, 2006

 

FINAL SING-SING AT HAVANA TONIGHT.

And hopefully the last night of me shooting photo's with my 6 year old digital camera,I think I'm gonna buy a new one on my day off tomorrow,my shit weighs like 3 pounds.

 

SPRING ST. SEND OFF















Well the building is not getting torn down but it will definatly never look the same again,I'm a little late on this one because at first I just didn't care but after I thought about the Historical Importance of a project like this and then I heard that the developers will "time-capsuled" all the art behind new walls I really had a new view.Hear are some of the walls which will be enclosed forever,or until one artist gets so famous that they have to tear down the new wall to get back to the original.

 

NEW YEARS EVE.


New Years is almost here and I have no idea what I'm doing,let me know whats cracking I got the VIP parking spot.

 

BEST SHIT EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!


This clip is no joke YOU NEED 2 WATCH THIS,I'm not playing and apparently NEITHER IS HE.This guy should hook up with those JACKASS BOYS I think they could do beautiful work together.A fuckin PT CRUISER what could be better,maybe a MIATA.

THANK BALLHAIR 4 THIS GEM.

Monday, December 25, 2006

 

THE GODFATHER OF EVERYTHING

 

R.I.P. "Mr.Dynamite"


The hardest working man in show biz has unexpectedly retired permanently at the age of 73 on Christmas Day,which is fitting for a man who gave the world so much.The funkiest person ever in the music biz and probably the best live show ever,simply said "I'm going away tonight."then took 3 long breaths and closed his eyes.Their will never be another like him a True American Legend,he will be greatly missed.

Saturday, December 23, 2006

 

A VERY CHERRY CHRISTMAS.

Shots out to Cherry Canoe for the Miller High Life she dropped by the store today and the X-Mas Mix CD,helping make the time fly bye with a buzz and a jingle.

P.S. If you ever want to sponsor a event with PublikHair let me know.

 

WHIP IT GOOD

 

I'M SO BUMMED THAT I MISSED ZACK PLAY "DICK IN A BOX" LAST NIGHT.

 

PEOPLE LIKE 2 GET HIGH.

I just heard today that Weed is Washington's 2nd highest cash crop right behind apples,that it brought in over a billion dollars to our state last year and that were the 5th highest state as far as output in the country,come on number 5 let's step it up people.

 

SillyThings x Futura 2000


Wow it's nice to see that Futura still has talent latley I've been a little worried about his lack of effort latley (Anything Collab) I thought he might be to "well fed to be hungry" but his latest show at SillyThing is amazing.

Friday, December 22, 2006

 

RANDOM 2-PAC VERSE.

I got nothen' ta loose so I choose to be a killer
went from bangin' ta slangin'
now i'm a dope dealer
all my life payed tha price to be tha boss
back in school
wrote tha rules on getten' tossed
poppin' rocks on tha block was a past time
pack a 9 all the time
you wanna test mine ?
don't cry
I die before they play me
from tha cradle to tha grave
bury me


*NEW FEATURE.

 

JUST-BALLIN!!!


Yo check how Jimmy's belt buckle is as big as Jigga's lips thanks to Bizzy Blanco for doing funny shit like sighning up for things like Capo's E-Mail list.

 

EYE-BALLIN!!!


THAT'S ONE HELL OF AN EYE BOOGER YEEE.

 

GOOGLESGODDUDE.

"If I can operate Google, I can find anything... Google, combined with Wi-Fi, is a little bit like God. God is wireless, God is everywhere and God sees and knows everything. Throughout history, people connected to God without wires. Now, for many questions in the world, you ask Google, and increasingly, you can do it without wires, too."

 

LACK OF PATIENCE.


This is how I have felt about the Inter-Net this week sorry about the bullshit posts I've been real busy I'll try harder.

Thursday, December 21, 2006

 

MUG SHOT O' THE WEEK.


Tim "The Tool Man" Allen,busted back in the day for trying to sell a key of coke to the cops,to bad he didn't have his neighbor Wilson for advice.

 

DEATH & TAXES.


THE FOUR STAGES OF OUR LIFE.

Wednesday, December 20, 2006

 

WAR ON FUN.

Just in time for the Holidays fuck the new Playstaion and X-Box this is what the kids really need www.planetnana.co.il go play it first and I guarantee you'll agree.

 

3 FEET HIGH AND RISING.


Police in France said they had thwarted an attempt by a group of marijuana smokers to roll the world's longest joint by seizing a "work-in-progress" measuring 32 inches in length. During an investigation targeting a group of four smokers in the eastern Vosges area of France, police discovered the giant joint containing 70 grams of marijuana resin. It had not been finished because of a lack of tobacco.

 

HOLLYWOODS MOST HATED.

It's almost the end of the year and that means lots of Best & Worst lists of 2006.
Well here's a list of THE MOST HATED HOLLYWOOD CELEBS www.bumpshack.com and their all so damn obvious.

 

THE HO HO HO X MAS JUMP OFF


It's that time of year again the 2nd ANNUAL GOODSxWARROOM HOLIDAY SWEATER PARTY is going down this Friday tha 22nd 10:00 till 2:00.If you rock a Sweater you get in for FREE,NADDA,ZILCH,if you not it's $5 bucks but if you wanna dress all sexy holla at me and I'll get you an invite I promise.By far my 2 favorite Crowd Motivators in the city will be on hand encouraging us all to get wasted and make complete fools of ourselves on the dance floor,DJ CURTIS and FOURCOLORZACKARIAH will be BALLIN ALL NIGHT YEEE.Come out for booze,women,men,stinky sweaters,the Iraq War,bad dancing,Baby Jesus what ever it takes to get yourself out Friday night do it or else SANTA WILL SAY FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tuesday, December 19, 2006

 

DICK IN A BOX.


After this sketch Justin Timberlake is all good in my book,dude killed it on SNL last Saturday and the best gift ever,I need a girl who needs my dick in her box for the Hollerdays.

Sunday, December 17, 2006

 

D-BOOTY GOES TO HEAVEN,I MEAN HAVANA.















In a night that started out good for all and ended up being pretty shitty for some,fun was still had and D-BOOTY most defiantly was the benefactor of most of it.Since the original Sal's closed D-BOOTY has been on the DL but famous fashion photographer and amateur porn star STEVIE BM talked D-BOOTY into a free for all photo shoot at hot spot Havana,in what looks like a great career move for the elusive D-BOOTY.He looks great mingling with some of Seattle's most elite whether in his normal day to day grind or out and about partying with the jet set D-BOOTY speaks all languages fluently.

 

"THE SOUND OF HIGH HEELS"




Here's a few pages scanned out of a home-made zine draw by my friend Jesse Brown.He was nice enough to drop one off for me the other day.It's been a minute since I've seen any new stuff from Mr.Pants and he has simplified his art lately but in a grown up,less is more way not a lazy way.Any time I get new art from Jesse it's a good day seeing as though I dought I would be doing anything except drugs if I never met him. THANKS DUNNY.

 

FUCK THAT SHIT.

For anyone that watches Survivor Ozzie got robbed,fuck Yul the polititian.

 

"MOOBS"


I know many of you out there are wondering how can I draw more attention to my hairy unsightly man boobs,well piercing may be your answer it's obviously worked for this hot sex pot.

 

IS IT JUST ME?


Or does this new stadium which will be made for the 2008 Olympics in China look like a GIANT VAGINA.Oh it's not just me who the fuck is the architect Ron Jermey!!!!!

 

HAVE A SEAT.


Once again Japanese game shows provide way more entertainment than The Wheel Of Fortune ever will(unless Vanna starts getting naked)pure comedy.

Saturday, December 16, 2006

 

NOW YOUR A MAN.

 

HITLERS WHIP TO FETCH $12 MILL.

A rare 1939 German sports car commissioned by Adolf Hitler is expected to command the highest price ever paid for any automobile at auction, according to Christie's, which will conduct the auction in Paris in February 2007.The car, one of five remaining "Auto Union D-Types," is expected to sell for as much as $12 million, said Rupert Banner, head of Christie's motor cars department.In 1933, after becoming Chancellor of Germany, Hitler offered 500,000 reichmark for a company to design a race car to show off the nation's technological prowess. Originally, Mercedes-Benz got the nod. But Ferdinand Porsche, then an engineer working with Auto Union, which today is known as Audi, was able to secure the financing to build a revolutionary car he had designed.

 

KNICKS VS. NUGGETS




Well yet another problem for the NBA and it's a little more than just an image problem this time,once again tempers flair and punches were thrown.The Knicks thought that the Nuggets were running up the score and trying to "embarrass" the team so in came the flagrent foul,and then all hell broke loose Nate Robinson scores mega points for taking out the much bigger J.R. Smith and Carmello Anthony loses some for the sucker punch.
Video to follow.

 

CHIA-VERSARY


Just in time for the Holidays one of the worst gifts every to receive celebrates it's 25 anniversary.

Friday, December 15, 2006

 

HOLY SHIT IT'S CRAZY OUTSIDE.

I saw a deluge,a severe wind store and a homeless man get washed down the hill in a card board box,but I think he was moving anyways though.

 

JUST THE BEGINNING.

I double dog dare you not 2 enjoy this video of classic Simpsons opening couch scenes at www.devilducky.com if you don't like the Simpsons then I don't like you.

 

MEL MAKES MENORAH ACCEPTABLE.


For years now my Grandmother has been bugging me to get famous enough so that Mel Gibson would wish us a Happy Hanukka,well Mel did us one better at PublikHair and decked out this Menorah with a photo-montage of some of his more famous moments,JESSHUS THANKS YOU.

LOVE TO ANYONE OF THE CHOOSEN ONES OUT THEIR WHO SHARE IN THE SECRETS,HAPPY HANUKKA.

 

AUTO the 3rd PILOT


The photo the FAA doesn't want you to see,Jorge's Dad will get you there safe though.

 

SLOBB'z VS. CCRAB'z


Here's a classic one for ya'll I loved beeing a teenager in the 90's what a media mind fuck,I wonder if they were all in the studio at the same time when they recorded this track?

 

The Law Offices of Publik & Hair.

Publik Hair has officially arrived I found one of my post's on a legal web-site made specially for lawyers,check out www.lawcrawler.com for all your legal needs.

Thursday, December 14, 2006

 

Actual PublikHair reader quote....

Anonymous said...
homophobe piece of shit, fuck this site, first time here, never coming back...

 

CHARLTON HESTON KNOWS.


Does this include handguns because I know a lot of people that have a Glock9 but assault Rifles I mean how many people are walking around with an AK-47 on their hip.

P.S. Moses wants you to shoot each other.

 

OH YEAH WE DEFINITELY SUCK!!!

The Seahawks officially suck we have now let the Division Title slip away,our entire season is a joke I really hope San Fran wins out and we lose every game because there's no reason at all to get exited about us going anywhere.The playoffs would be painfull to watch our offense is so bad that it makes Kelly Herndon's tackling look good.With 2 games left (San Diego & Tampa Bay) it will be an up hill battle fuck fuck fuck I'm alittle upset right now sorry.

 

THE KING JAMES VERSION.




Normally I don't get to pumped up for any Lebron's but these my friends these are special I don't know to much about them but I know their "dunk man player samples" they cost about $1,500 and Ken"da boss man" once again came through with them straight to the Publik Hair holla.

Wednesday, December 13, 2006

 

WHERE DO I SIGN UP?


Wow obviously I've been out of the loop because apparently there's a whole underground beerpong community that's right I said BEER-PONG I had no clue,if you got 5 minutes please go check this site www.bingbongtables.com out and be sure to go to the MEDIA section and check out the videos now that looks like a party.

 

BINGO BLAMED FOR BUGGERY

A man who pleaded guilty to molesting two girls told a judge he did it because of his wife's excessive bingo playing."My wife was never home," Floyd Kinney Jr. said during his plea hearing Friday.Kinney's explanation did not sit well with Northampton County Judge F.P. Kimberly McFadden,"Some people, when their wives are not home, decide to do other things, like clean their living rooms," McFadden said. "Your behavior is beyond the pale."
Kinney, 49, said his wife would sometimes argue with him over money and that he was angry she was spending too much on bingo."She would be going to bingo three, four times a week. I told her to stop going to bingo, and she said, 'If they had bingo everyday, I'd go every day,"' he said.

 

A REAL FUCKIN GENIUS.

A Wichita man called 911 to report he was the victim of an armed robbery. The theft? A pound of marijuana worth about $1,100 that he had been trying to sell at his home.The victim told police Thursday that a buyer had pulled out a sawed-off shotgun and stole the drugs.Police brought in a drug-sniffing dog to the house and located more marijuana and drug paraphernalia.The victim was booked into Sedgwick County jail on several charges, including possession with the intent to sell drug.The thief has not been found.

 

WTF? OH WORMS.


I think I might be sick right now no I'm definitely gonna be sick.

 

10 MOST BIZARRE PEOPLE ON EARTH.

Yo check out these beauties at www.oddpeak.com they'll really make you feel good about yourself.

 

ROCK THE BELLS.


Damn I feel like I'm 15 years old today I slept all day went on a bike ride bought a shirt at Value Village smoked a joint on the block and tonight REDMAN,RAEKWON,GHOSTFACE,SMIF N WESSUN and "freestyle king" SUPERNATURAL are all playing at the Showbox.I couldn't even imagine if this was 95 how pumped I would be rite now,this all got me thinking on my life with hip-hop and how it's become "the new glam rock" for this generation,when it was almost like the ghost of Biggie Smalls himself guided me to a great blog called www.cocaineblunts.com it's a great place to go and remember a time when rappers were broke and made meaningfull music.Anyways if you see me at the show tonight please buy me a drink because I'm only 15 years old today.

Tuesday, December 12, 2006

 

STEVEN DORFF DEATH THREAT.


Steve-O stole Steven Dorff's girl and I guess he's a little miffed.

Monday, December 11, 2006

 

LEVITT"s GUERILLA CREW @ BLVD.








Here's a look at Michael Levitt's new show Art Army Guerilla Crew at BLVD Gallery in BellTown.I've seen Michael's work for years now and even though I'm not into toys it's always'd amazed me at how relevant his characters are and these are different these are one of a kind entirely hand sculpted and are each 9-10 inches tall,each with 10 posable body part pieces.They're made from polymer clay with internal elastic cord that strings the body part pieces together.The majority of the colors aren't painted,they're mixed with colored clay,only minor details are hand-painted that means their for collecters not children.Head on down to BLVD and check out the show for yourself it's running until Jan.5th next year.

 

AND THE MOTHER OF THE YEAR AWARD GOES TO...


The footage is a little shitty at first but bear with it to see a truly loving and caring Mother who obviously is a great role model and always puts the well being of her daughter first,who am I joking the Mom is a psycho why else would I blog it.

Sunday, December 10, 2006

 

Random Google Pic Of The Week.


In staying with last weeks theme of breast's here we have a slightly diffrent take on the subject.

 

MURDERABILIA NOT 4 SALE

Man tries to sell a pen on EBAY given away at a John Wayne Gacy annual event to celebrate his upstanding role in the community,I know the irony is thick huh.The pen was one of thousands presumably given away at the event which was hosted before he became know as the Clown Killer of Chicago.

 

Birth Day Wishes


Happy Born Day a few days late to my homie Taps you don't look a day over 30.

 

DO WE SUCK?

I can't believe that we lost to San Francisco & Arizona in the same year that shit just ain't cool.How many games in a row do we have to dig ourselves a hole and try and pull out a win,play with some fucking urgency we should be 10 & 3 not 8 & 5 oh yeah the whole NFC sucks and were in the suckiest of all the suckie divisions in the NFC damn I think we might suck.

Saturday, December 09, 2006

 

PUBLIK HAIR WAS THEIR MAN.


If you see anyone protesting this weekend it's not Seattle waking up again but Hollywood trying to recreate those infamous few days.This was always one of my favorite pictures of the riots because it is so peaceful and yet ominous at the same time,check the date on the movie poster remember back when you really thought the world might end at the millenium.Some pretty big "stars" are in town for filming and Andre 3000 and Michelle Rodriguez stop buy the store today and Jorge admitted to fanning out a little over Andre a.k.a. Awtoe 3000 one of his monikers as well as saying Michelle looked pretty hot.i'm intrested in seeing if this movie does justice to an amazing moment in history that in hind sight may never be seen again in America,thanks terrorism.

 

W. of the Y.

Thanks in large part to Steven Colbert the Mirriam- Webster word of the year is "TRUTHINESS" really I'm not lying.

 

THE JEWS RUIN CHRISTMAS

Well Sea-Tac went all fucking PC and took down all the Christmas trees at the airport because a Rabbi asked for a Menorah to be put up as well,they ignored him and he threatened with a lawsuit.Instead of just respecting both religions they went all bitch made and ripped down all the trees I hate people.

 

Listen To Your Mother


Yo keep an eye on the dude in the back on his motorcycle not the guy in the front,it's like YO.

 

JUST FILLING IN


Amaze must be eating because this is a really big throw up.

 

MUG SHOT O' THE WEEK.


This week we bring you the 18th letter that's right RakimAllah.The orginal god sun waiting for Eric-B to come and bail him out dun.

 

Prettier Than Flowers


Our hero www.jesseedwards.net is up to his old tricks,this time trying his hand at painted ceramics.They are amazing vase's that will over shadow the flowers you put in them,and being schooled by Charles Kraft probably isn't hurting things any.I really got to get my hands on one Jesse holla atcha boy,the new web site is really good looking as well buddy.

 

DAMN THATS SHITTY

Man goes on shooting rampage in Chicago because he felt cheated out of a toilet patent,A FUCKING TOILET.

 

PHEED'S HOLE

Not that it matters but I went to Pheed's crib today for the first time and he had a funny Southern girl cleaning up the place.

 

DRIVING DI DRUNK.

DNA test prove that Princess Diana's driver Henri Paul was 3 times over the French legal limit that fatefull night,so does that mean that the paparrazi is off the hook?

Friday, December 08, 2006

 

IT's A NEW ERA!!!!!



Mary bringing you a sneak peek of the Goods New Era's that will be dropping in time for the holidays.More styles to be shown in a minute,and like always sizes are "limited" and will sell faster than a Mexican crossing the border.

Thursday, December 07, 2006

 

THE S INNER-NET


Here's one for the angelic demons at www.deviljesus.blogspot.com check them out for your own personal revalation.They said that they were going to save my soul and then burn it in hell for all eternity if I didn't give them a shout out on the PH,all I can say is that it pay's to have freinds in high places.

 

ONE FINGERED VICTORY SALUTE


You know I think I'll almost miss the guy when he's gone.

Wednesday, December 06, 2006

 

KEEP IT PUSHIN.


I don't want to turn this site into DBTHB or anything but why would a "street wear brand" be making skateboards shouldn't they be doing collabs with over weight retired pimps or something.

 

ROCKIN GATORS ON A REGULAR BASIS